stinky sam

In which the man or woman sticks his or her nose in his or hers asshole and sniffs as hard as they can.

"Dude last time I tried a stinks sam i passed out."

by Brando August 29, 2004

scroth

Leftover mineral deposits in edible form, usually used in an unknown or good way. AKA "The good form of dregs"

The sediment-like stuff that is in the bottom of a glass after you have successfully used and abused a glass of Alka-Seltzer.

by Brando June 24, 2004

Monkey

(n.)syn. for "me"
(v.)to sit in trees and throw your own
poop at anything that moves
(adj.)green

(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.

by Brando November 10, 2003

spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.

1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."

by Brando November 17, 2004

fum unda butta

The smelly cottage cheese like crap that is found under a mans bells.

The maintence guy never takes a shower he probably has the worst case of fum unda butta!

by Brando February 24, 2005

bat wing

When the ball sack gets stuck to the side of the leg forming what seems to look like a bat wing.

I stood up and got a major bat wing.

by Brando January 29, 2003

Coolie

Originated in India, where as the East Indian people call a baggage handler.

Don't have one to give.

by Brando January 02, 2004