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dudey

A hermaphrodite who is really, really, really cool.
"That's the coolest dudey I've ever seen."
by Brainiac January 7, 2005
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Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.
1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.
"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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Fiver

Character in Watership Down, an excellent anthropomorphic novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.
"Fiver lay down in the soft grass and began contemplating the cost of their travels."
by Brainiac January 7, 2005
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Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
by Brainiac January 9, 2005
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dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
by Brainiac March 2, 2005
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fatty patty

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.
"Did you see the fatty patty on that guy!"
by Brainiac March 2, 2005
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