brainiac's definitions

Fiver

Character in Watership Down, an excellent anthropomorphic novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.

"Fiver lay down in the soft grass and began contemplating the cost of their travels."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

flame-o

The act of lighting one's farts on fire.

"Watch this flame-o..."
Click...
Whoosh!

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

harpsy

A wife who nags her husband.

"That harpsy is the worst wife I know!"

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

Gwabermellon

From the planet Gwaber, in the Andromeda Galaxy. A melon with the flavor of a Watermelon and fly feces. Loved by the Gwarberinians but not much cared for by Homo-Sapiens.

"Mmm. This gwabermelon tastes sweet... yet tart."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Amazong

The true name and location of King Kong's homeland.

"Where you from, big boy?"
"Ugh."
"Where?"
"Ugh."
"Did you say Amazong?"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

heartagram

The term used by people who have an echocardiogram, but can't remember or pronounce the word "echocardiogram".

"What did you do today?"
"I had a ... a ... heartagram thingy today."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005