A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
Term used to describe the discoloration of fishing supplies in a tackle box that are left in the sun too long.
by Brainiac January 09, 2005
The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.
by Brainiac January 09, 2005
by Brainiac January 09, 2005
1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.
2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.
2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.
1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"
2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."
2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
by brainiac March 23, 2013
1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.
2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."
2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
by Brainiac January 09, 2005