Definitions by brainiac
bat shit crazy
Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
bat shit crazy by Brainiac March 2, 2005
fartbank
1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.
2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".
2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".
dick splash
Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
dick splash by Brainiac March 2, 2005