brainiac's definitions

ridmi

is an amazing person who is fun to be around and has a great laugh. Is a loyal and smart friend.

Woah you've got a great personality, kind of like a ridmi!

by brainiac March 23, 2013

aqua snogging

The act of clearing ones nose of pool water when coming up for a breath.

"Excuse me while I snog this water from my nose..."
Hoooonk!

by Brainiac March 17, 2005

bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

bluey

Slang term for a type of jellyfish found in the waters around Australia and near the Great Barrier Reef.

"Say, is that a bluey?"
"I think so. Let me touch it...AIEEEE!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Chimmy

Hispanic slang term for the name "Jimmy".

"Hey Chimmy! Where you goin', man?"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005