braD's definitions

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 20, 2003

lighter

A small protion of crack cocaine.

I've got twenty-five lighters on my dresser. I got's to get paid.

by Brad November 15, 2005

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 10, 2004

Fire the Laser

An expression of excitement or eager intention which can be used in conjunction with most activities.

'Fire the pizza Laser!'

by Brad February 5, 2005

GDIAF

Short for 'Go die in a fire'

Dahvood, I believe you should GDIAF for molesting that sheep.

by Brad March 26, 2005

Natural Light

the beer of choice for college students.

"Do you have Natural Light on tap?"

by Brad March 13, 2003

flat

Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.

Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.

by Brad September 8, 2003