bowler's definitions

fuckstripe

Someone who works in a basement record shop, and can't be bothered to help out a friend in need because they have concert tickets. A fuckstripe is a douche indeed.

Hey, do you happen to know any fuckstripes?

Why yes I do! They went to the Autolux show though. Too bad I'm on this crucifix, or I'd show you where to go.

by bowler February 3, 2005

Pinot Blanc

Drinking isn't cool. Stay in school, fuckstripe.

I can drink all the Pinot Blanc I want, and I'm still not going to get any pussy.

by bowler February 3, 2005

Haloface

1. Someone lacking in intelligence, decency, logic, common sense, originality, taste, morals, female partners, worthwhile traits, marketable abilities, or anything else that would resemble a normal human being.

2. An abnormally small penis.

3. To assram someone until your penis is black and blue and covered with shit.

Hi Im Haloface!

Hi Im Haloface!

Taino, would you please come Haloface me?

by Bowler September 20, 2003

snart

when you do a fart and shit follows out

i had a mean curry last night and im snarting all over the gaff

by Bowler April 3, 2003

bior

girl-woman-bit of pussy

come-ere boy look at the bior over there,she fine!

by Bowler April 3, 2003

Mellow yellow

An Asian person who smokes lots of weed and is always chilled out

Hey look that Asian other there is a proper mellow yellow

by Bowler May 10, 2018