broganite

A particularly deadly, foul variation of dynamite, where the active ingrediant is the brogan. If laid correctly, the brogan can be ground into browder and assembled into broganite.

This weapon is often used in chemical warefare due its akrid odours and putrid beauqet.
During the recent conflict in Iraq, broganite was the primary chemical weapon harboured by the Mongols.
by Boon March 01, 2004
mugGet the broganitemug.

Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.
After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.
by Boon September 08, 2004
mugGet the Shoganmug.

Nagorg

The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.
After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.
by Boon February 24, 2004
mugGet the Nagorgmug.

Kelsey

Kelsey is the most nicest guy you will ever meet, he’s always by your side no matter what, he’s funny,also will make your day, he’s kinda goofy and has that funny cheeky laugh, he is also quite smart if you ever need help I would go to him.
Kelsey can you help Me out

Hahah your so funny you made my day
by Boon May 31, 2018
mugGet the Kelseymug.

steaming

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.
by boon July 26, 2003
mugGet the steamingmug.

Vogan

Quite literaly means the "Vicious Grogan". This term is used when a violently foul grogan has been laid, most often after a night of Single Malt or Kippers.

Common after-effects of the Vogan include nausea, internal hemmoraging, and jungle rot.

The viciousness of the vogan is often ranked with the Odometer.
After 6 weeks on a diet solely of pringles and leper's toes, Mr. Biffen unleashed vogans of an incredibly brutish nature, and all around knew it was so, cos it was brown, like a bashed trout.
by Boon October 23, 2004
mugGet the Voganmug.

Butt fucked

A slang term which refers to someone who is overly drunk
"Did you have a good time at the club last night"
"Yeah, I was totally butt fucked"
by Boon December 30, 2004
mugGet the Butt fuckedmug.