The brocket comes from a marriage of the words
broganite and rocket. Essentially the brocket is a rocket fueled by
broganite used in modern warfare. Due to the immense power of the active ingredient
browder (derived from black grogan
brogan powder), the brocket has been known to be fired over 1000's of miles. It is a form of non-conventional warfare due to its akrid stench upon detonation, and ability to shower all in a 40mile radius with
grogan remnants.
After the Palestinian Qassam rockets were successfully taken out of operation by the Israeli counter-terrorist forces, they began to use Brockets with devastating results for all caught in its path.
The "R.Shogan" is short for the Royal
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the
Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the
Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A
grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a
Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
by
Boon
September 08, 2004
The Aargan often occurs after strong doses of laxatives (or all you can eat chinese buffet), causing the person to lay
grogans with such fierce animosity that they proceed to shit out their
aggots.
The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).
After Jed laid an Aargan in his wife's golfing bag, they were eaten by the local chud on the back 9.
The odometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of one's
grogan. It measures the smell of a grogan, using a system based on the smelliest races of people.
Wow, i really left a Chinaman drowning in there.
JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>
did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.
