boon's definitions

odometer

The odometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of one's grogan. It measures the smell of a grogan, using a system based on the smelliest races of people.

Wow, i really left a Chinaman drowning in there.

by Boon March 28, 2004

Night Cruiser

Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts

"The night cruiser is out tonight"

by Boon December 30, 2004

triatch

It's triple of what a biatch is.

Oh jeez, whatch that moutha facka triatch

by Boon May 13, 2005

reverse grogan

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.

Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.

by Boon March 9, 2004

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003

browder

Occurs when a brogan has been ground into powder. Often used to make broganite.

After drinking a bottle of single malt, Colonel Moodus laid a particularly violent brogan which made outstanding browder for the local infantry.

by Boon March 1, 2004