bomman950's definitions

BTM

When you bring the moisture to the crawlspace.

"Hey Baby, I BTM. No, no...I mean I sweat a lot."

by bomman950 June 29, 2023

Connie Moment

When you are sitting quietly and suddenly utter in a gravely voice: "Sheeeit."

"You're out of Pepsi and we're not going shopping today"
...
...
*Connie Moment* "Sheeeit."

by bomman950 December 6, 2022

Inclusterfucktivity

When you work in a mental health facility. If you know, you know.

These lunatics won't leave me the fuck alone. This day is filled with inclusterfucktivity.

by bomman950 June 8, 2023

Nova China

When China inevitable invades and takes over the territory of Canada.

I guess they're gonna call it Nova China, eh?

by bomman950 September 8, 2023

Karachi

That little piece of skin between the vagina and anus.

I love going to Karachi. In the north it's wetter and warmer, and in the south it's a little dry. Some of the areas are a little hard to get to.

by bomman950 January 31, 2023

ManBearPizza

A pizza that's half cheese, half pepperoni, and half vegan.

ManBearPizza must be eaten raw and leave no carbon footprint.

by bomman950 December 21, 2022

Trailer Park Jabba

When you graduate from a mud hut to the last trailer on the left in Shady Acres. Sitting in a lawn chair with your butt hanging lower than the chair, and no one can understand what the fuck you're saying...like Dom DeLuise on a bender.

Don't mind him, that's just the Trailer Park Jabba trying to scratch a spot he can't reach.

by bomman950 June 14, 2023