nexium

cocaine with purple food coloring in it. Depressed old people who SAY they have "Acid Reflux" often down these pills and get high. Nexium is just a pill that probably doesn't do anything but give fat people the advantage to go back to jack in the box and order a few Big ass Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers. Shit.
Now there is the purple pill called nexium! Why do you think D12 made a song about it? Maybe because its actually.. coke?
by bojzzle July 09, 2004
mugGet the nexiummug.

cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.
I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.
by bojzzle September 25, 2004
mugGet the cottage cheesemug.

omigod

omigod! itotallywalkedinonmyboyfriend I cantbelievehes TOTALLY like..tryingtogetabiggerdick becausehes NEVER goingtogetone. IthinkIshouldjustbreakupwithhimforthat.
by bojzzle December 07, 2004
mugGet the omigodmug.

dig it

Damn I hella dig it when my bitch sucks all the jizz outta my dick when im bussin
by bojzzle September 10, 2006
mugGet the dig itmug.

myka stauffer

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
by bojzzle May 28, 2020
mugGet the myka stauffermug.

Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
by bojzzle June 12, 2010
mugGet the Carolina Faceplantmug.
Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.
Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"
by bojzzle August 23, 2007
mugGet the something dont taste right in the kool-aidmug.