bojzzle's definitions

something dont taste right in the kool-aid

Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.

Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"

by bojzzle August 23, 2007

California Orange

Type of weed that has spots of orange in it. Sometimes will make you horny.

DAAAAAYYUUM. That california orange is some good shit man. Wheres that bakery slut so I can get a nut off?

by bojzzle April 26, 2006

dip the turtle

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.

"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)

by bojzzle October 6, 2004

Mookie

a derogatory term for just any person. Used to replace the N word

Aw that mookie just robbed me!

by bojzzle March 10, 2005

C-Town

Cleveland, OH. Cleveland and only cleveland has earned the right to become this city. It is not Concord coughwhitneycough and is not Cincinnati or Covina or anything like that.

Dude: "Imma go to C-Town and get me some rocks!"

Bitch: "Cool. I wanna go back to visit my boyfriend!...wait, this isnt the way to Concord!"

Dude: "Thats cuz we arent going to Concord, dumbass!"

by bojzzle December 9, 2004

pluto

where men are from who cant get any

men are from mars, women are from venus, Joel's from pluto cuz he has a small penis

by bojzzle October 7, 2004

century clubbing

where you go to a club and drink 100 shots in 100 minutes. You cant puke and cant go to the bathroom or nothin during that time.

97... cmon Joe you can do it...(gulp) 98..... cmon cmon cmon!! ... (gulp)....99 go go go go go go.... BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*splatter noise*

CLEANUP ON AISLE 6!

by bojzzle October 8, 2004