omigod! itotallywalkedinonmyboyfriend I cantbelievehes TOTALLY like..tryingtogetabiggerdick becausehes NEVER goingtogetone. IthinkIshouldjustbreakupwithhimforthat.
by bojzzle December 07, 2004
1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again
by bojzzle May 10, 2005
by bojzzle March 27, 2020
"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)
by bojzzle October 07, 2004
by bojzzle June 24, 2005
by bojzzle October 07, 2004
xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man
cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!
xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.
cycobitch23: me too!
cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!
xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.
cycobitch23: me too!
by bojzzle October 08, 2004