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Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.
Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"
by bojzzle August 23, 2007
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nexium

cocaine with purple food coloring in it. Depressed old people who SAY they have "Acid Reflux" often down these pills and get high. Nexium is just a pill that probably doesn't do anything but give fat people the advantage to go back to jack in the box and order a few Big ass Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers. Shit.
Now there is the purple pill called nexium! Why do you think D12 made a song about it? Maybe because its actually.. coke?
by bojzzle July 9, 2004
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ho business

"In hollywood they say, theres no business like showbusiness. In the hood we say, there's no business like ho business, BITCH!!!"--50 cent (P.I.M.P)
by bojzzle September 25, 2004
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gangsta treats

The benefits a chick gets when she dates a gangsta. more often its more physical than status-wise. kind of like "eye candy" or "the lollipop" or "the white stuff that squirts down a chicks throat" are all examples of gangsta treats. Synonym to "pimp juice"
Gangsta: wadup baby, u want some gangsta treats?

Chick: aite

Gangsta: *pulls out dick*
by bojzzle January 9, 2007
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California Orange

Type of weed that has spots of orange in it. Sometimes will make you horny.
DAAAAAYYUUM. That california orange is some good shit man. Wheres that bakery slut so I can get a nut off?
by bojzzle April 26, 2006
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Disney Relationship

A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.

Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.
She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships
by bojzzle October 13, 2007
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myka stauffer

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
by bojzzle May 28, 2020
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