Definitions by bojzzle

7-11 

a dice game originally known as craps. Comes from the fact that a 7 or 11 wins on the first roll

I was playing some 7-11 and lost all my muthafuckin money, man. Now howm I gonna pay my babys child support?

7-11 by bojzzle October 9, 2004

century clubbing 

where you go to a club and drink 100 shots in 100 minutes. You cant puke and cant go to the bathroom or nothin during that time.

97... cmon Joe you can do it...(gulp) 98..... cmon cmon cmon!! ... (gulp)....99 go go go go go go.... BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*splatter noise*

CLEANUP ON AISLE 6!

century clubbing by bojzzle October 8, 2004

AIM sex 

AOL instant messenger sex. just like phone sex except your sending pics and messages.

xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man

cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!

xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.

cycobitch23: me too!

AIM sex by bojzzle October 8, 2004

pluto 

where men are from who cant get any

men are from mars, women are from venus, Joel's from pluto cuz he has a small penis

pluto by bojzzle October 7, 2004

dip the turtle 

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.

"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)

dip the turtle by bojzzle October 6, 2004

push

slang for drive FAST. Just driving isnt enough. Pushing it is pushing the speed limit, or going at least 15 MPH over the speed limit.

J driving at 100 MPH: Hey dawg, look at that, you see how hard im pushing that?!!.... whats that smell? OH FUCK THE PIECE IS ON FIRE!!! (blows up)

push by bojzzle October 3, 2004

pull heat 

when some fool says that yo dick is too small/ smaller than theirs you say "pull heat" and you show eachother your dicks to prove to eachother how big they really are.

1st dude: "man, you know yo dick is only two inches, dont lie"
2nd dude: "Pull heat then muthafucker"
1st dude: "fine"
(zipper sound)

pull heat by bojzzle October 2, 2004