bojzzle's definitions

the stork

a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from

Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!

by bojzzle April 17, 2006

prollum bitch

basically, if a girl has one or more of the following problems:
*if she got kids wit no daddy
*if she got crabs all up in her panties (or any other STD)
*if she full of drama and she never happy
*if she been golddiggin
*if she jealous cuz you LOOK AT other women
*if she hovers up in yo business (like where you at, what you doin, who the fuck is she?)

...then she aint nothin but a prollum bitch

note: also spelled "problem bitch"

Fuckin Christa put a hole in that condom and got pregnant. I'm serious I checked it and it was a round lil pinhole in the tip! She even said she did it so she could keep me! thats a fuckin prollum bitch mayne!

by bojzzle September 27, 2007

the get low

San Francisco. Derived from its low elevation and drive by shootings

you know you gotta get low in the get low or youll get shot up

by bojzzle October 2, 2004

poppyseed

what yo daddy saw you doing

"Well poppyseed you on his tractor and you wasnt sposed to be on dat tractor."

(Hey! What the hell y'all doin out there!)

Oh no POPPYSEED US!!!

by bojzzle October 14, 2004

darth vader

one who smokes too much, then walks around with an oxygen tank and tubes in and out of their nose and mouth. Then they begin to sound and look like the star wars character.

WHEEZE!! CUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by bojzzle June 29, 2004

boulder dash

another way of saying "bullshit"

Joe: ey teacher, I forgot my homework because my neighbor jizzed on it!

Teacher: Oh, boulder dash!

by bojzzle April 16, 2007

nuh'in

nothing. what you say to someone who asks you what you have, what you saw, whats up, etc.

Deebo: Sup Smokes?
Smokey: nuh'in
Deebo: what u got on my drink smokes?
Smokey: nuh'in
Deebo: Don't lie!!!

by bojzzle January 31, 2005