bojzzle's definitions

something dont taste right in the kool-aid

Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.

Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"

by bojzzle August 23, 2007

cho'in

Runnin around committing mass homicide, where you shoot a bunch of muhfuckas.

mayne I went Cho'in last night and popped 13 punk ass bloods!

by bojzzle May 28, 2007

prollum bitch

basically, if a girl has one or more of the following problems:
*if she got kids wit no daddy
*if she got crabs all up in her panties (or any other STD)
*if she full of drama and she never happy
*if she been golddiggin
*if she jealous cuz you LOOK AT other women
*if she hovers up in yo business (like where you at, what you doin, who the fuck is she?)

...then she aint nothin but a prollum bitch

note: also spelled "problem bitch"

Fuckin Christa put a hole in that condom and got pregnant. I'm serious I checked it and it was a round lil pinhole in the tip! She even said she did it so she could keep me! thats a fuckin prollum bitch mayne!

by bojzzle September 27, 2007

iga

pronounced ee-gah

what chinese people say when they're on the verge of busting a nut/ovary. Chinese version of the phrase "omg im coming!!

(chinese people fucking)

chick: ahh ahhh ayyyyy ahhh kwaa kwaaaa!

dude: ahh ahh iga! IGA! IGA IGA IGA!! (busts on her face)

by bojzzle September 29, 2007

Disney Relationship

A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.

Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.

She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships

by bojzzle October 13, 2007

TMJ

A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!

by bojzzle April 1, 2009

Cucu Milkshake

A milkshake made with Ice Cream and Latina Pussy. What happens is you go to a mexican ice cream store you ask for a cucu milkshake and they spread their legs over the blender and jill off, while fingering out some of the "Cucu juice" or as they call it "jugo de cucu" Then they add ice cream to it and blend it and voila! Cucu Milkshake!

Jack: Every time I go to mexico, I often go to bang the finest Latinas. MMM mmm. Psst..don't tell my wife. My favorite part about it is eating their wet pussy, and tasting the juice. Now, I want to share the juice with you! With my all new Cucu Milkshake. It's very authentic, with ice cream and fresh Latina Cucu. How you doin?

by bojzzle April 9, 2009