69 definitions by bojzzle
What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.
Girl: "I have to go pee"
Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"
Girl: "Red pee..."
Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."
Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"
Girl: "Red pee..."
Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."
by bojzzle November 6, 2012
1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.
(they'll never see Bobby again)
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.
(they'll never see Bobby again)
by bojzzle May 29, 2020
when some fool says that yo dick is too small/ smaller than theirs you say "pull heat" and you show eachother your dicks to prove to eachother how big they really are.
1st dude: "man, you know yo dick is only two inches, dont lie"
2nd dude: "Pull heat then muthafucker"
1st dude: "fine"
(zipper sound)
2nd dude: "Pull heat then muthafucker"
1st dude: "fine"
(zipper sound)
by bojzzle October 2, 2004
"In hollywood they say, theres no business like showbusiness. In the hood we say, there's no business like ho business, BITCH!!!"--50 cent (P.I.M.P)
by bojzzle September 25, 2004
complete lyrics to ashanti's songs
baby baby baby baby baby baby ur so fine baby baby baby baby baby I wanna get wit u baby baby baby baby baby...damn no wonder Ja rule is with her. He cant find no one better!
baby baby baby baby baby baby ur so fine baby baby baby baby baby I wanna get wit u baby baby baby baby baby...damn no wonder Ja rule is with her. He cant find no one better!
by bojzzle March 3, 2005
an attitude that is often used by black girls, but is more often being used by mexican girls who think they're hard, and think they're black. They will often use that one gesture of one finger moving opposite direction of head to the side, and back and forth, whatever you call that one, and even use the n word in some instances. Example below:
Wat u tawkin shit about mah boi frend fo??!! Listen muhfukka, mah boifrend gon' kick yo ass, so you betta watch yo ass nikka! I aint feelin that shit, cuz imma woop yo ass too!
and another example...
dude: yea im a raiders fan, but im also a los angeles lakers fan
Latina bitch: nikka you either a raiders fan o u arent! mkay wat u doin wearin that los angeles buu shit!
..Latina Bitch attitude
and another example...
dude: yea im a raiders fan, but im also a los angeles lakers fan
Latina bitch: nikka you either a raiders fan o u arent! mkay wat u doin wearin that los angeles buu shit!
..Latina Bitch attitude
by bojzzle January 1, 2006
xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man
cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!
xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.
cycobitch23: me too!
cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!
xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.
cycobitch23: me too!
by bojzzle October 8, 2004