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A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.
Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!
by bojzzle June 30, 2010

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a dice game originally known as craps. Comes from the fact that a 7 or 11 wins on the first roll
I was playing some 7-11 and lost all my muthafuckin money, man. Now howm I gonna pay my babys child support?
by bojzzle October 09, 2004

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A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship
A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
by bojzzle January 25, 2011

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Sandritas favorite food
Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!
by bojzzle July 06, 2010

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Vacaville, California. Most dangerous spots are Brown Street, Markham, and Callen.
Double G from the double V. Its not a game!!!
by bojzzle September 02, 2004

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The BBC network in the UK. But it's how stupid English people say it.
uy wutched a show un bay bay say the othah day...and it was about a complate bahstud.
by bojzzle March 27, 2020

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a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from
Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!
by bojzzle March 14, 2006

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