Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.
by bogosuperelf July 19, 2020
Get the Mikaylamug. the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.
by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020
Get the escape goatmug. When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.
Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
by bogosuperelf January 22, 2021
Get the Uh-Huh Andmug. by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020
Get the Rock and Popmug. by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020
Get the Technomug. by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020
Get the Horneemug. by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
Get the countrymug.