Hornee

A victim of someone else's horniness.

A rape game prostitute that doesn't get paid.

Dave: Do you like how I bazoinked you with my tiny penis and taser gun.
Gillian: I am a Hornee.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Cindy Lawson

A nag

Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

niggars

cute little chipmunks and squirrels often seen smoking cigars

look at those adorable niggars at the park with their tiny little cigars, I will hug them and pet them and keep them for my very own.

by bogosuperelf November 08, 2020

Mikayla

Terminally obsessed with Brian. Typically seen in bridal attire just in case Brian proposes.

Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.

by bogosuperelf July 19, 2020

escape goat

a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience

the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Uh-Huh And

When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.

Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.

Uh-Huh And.

by bogosuperelf January 22, 2021

R&B

Music made by constipated sheep.

I was tired of listening to R&B by constipated sheep so I went to the Metal store and got some constipated goat music the wool was somehow softer.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020