Definitions by bogosuperelf

Metal 

Music made by constipated goats

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.

Metal by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

R&B

Music made by constipated sheep.

I was tired of listening to R&B by constipated sheep so I went to the Metal store and got some constipated goat music the wool was somehow softer.

R&B by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Injun 

Never water your plants, trees, ferns, mosses, lichens, and flowers with alcohol, instead use eggs shells.

My mom dressed up as a turtle, put and egg in vinegar and drank it then she watered the garden with Jack Daniels and all the plants died. She learned Injun the hard way.

Injun by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Pakees 

The highly gifted circus performers and carnival folk at sea world balancing golden balls on their noses and jumping through flaming hoops.

I took my kids to sea world to see the pakees and she said she wanted to be a pakee when she grew up.

Pakees by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

niggars 

cute little chipmunks and squirrels often seen smoking cigars

look at those adorable niggars at the park with their tiny little cigars, I will hug them and pet them and keep them for my very own.

niggars by bogosuperelf November 8, 2020

Yellow 

In Psychological terms the color of repressed anger.

My therapist told me that my mom's yellow kitchen was because my dad used to beat her every time he was drunk.

Yellow by bogosuperelf October 27, 2020

Pedophile Whistleblower

Anyone who flames and spams about how Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!

Pedophile Whistleblower by bogosuperelf October 27, 2020