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music made by constipated horses
I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated horses so I got a country CD.
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Music made by constipated cows.
I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.
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Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.
I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.
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Music made by constipated goats
I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.
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R&B
Music made by constipated sheep.
I was tired of listening to R&B by constipated sheep so I went to the Metal store and got some constipated goat music the wool was somehow softer.
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Never water your plants, trees, ferns, mosses, lichens, and flowers with alcohol, instead use eggs shells.
My mom dressed up as a turtle, put and egg in vinegar and drank it then she watered the garden with Jack Daniels and all the plants died. She learned Injun the hard way.
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The highly gifted circus performers and carnival folk at sea world balancing golden balls on their noses and jumping through flaming hoops.
I took my kids to sea world to see the pakees and she said she wanted to be a pakee when she grew up.
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