by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.
Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.
Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020
A sarcastic way of letting someone know that their pipe dream or failure to appreciate the reality of the situation is not an actual step toward this goal
Sheila can often be seen prostituting, doing rails, and chasing the dragon. Her ideal match on tinder would be a tall muscular rich man who would marry her and go down on her every chance he gets. Such as it is my other car is a Lamborghini.
by bogosuperelf January 14, 2021
The dumbass on urban dictionary that writes definitions for random strings of letters to make fun of the people who will never manage the string together the same random combination of letters, thus their definition will get buried in the vastness of the catacombs of the internet only to be deciphered as prophesies by future generations a 1000 years hence.
Idiot: Word - a;sdlkfja;sldkfja;sdlfkjqpoierujx,ncvlk...asdlfkjasdk2pczmx.c0203,alsDSlaslekdasdjkweld. Definition - I can't believe you looked this up, you must be some kind of nerd with no life.
Archeologist of the future: How fascinating. This is clearly some kind of prehistoric attempt from one time travel scientist to trash talk another time travel scientist in order to maintain their competitive edge during the race to invent time travel.
Archeologist of the future: How fascinating. This is clearly some kind of prehistoric attempt from one time travel scientist to trash talk another time travel scientist in order to maintain their competitive edge during the race to invent time travel.
by bogosuperelf January 14, 2021
by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020
Never water your plants, trees, ferns, mosses, lichens, and flowers with alcohol, instead use eggs shells.
My mom dressed up as a turtle, put and egg in vinegar and drank it then she watered the garden with Jack Daniels and all the plants died. She learned Injun the hard way.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.
Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
by bogosuperelf January 22, 2021