boggler's definitions

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

Cacaphony

Cacaphony. (n) . Fake poo, the rubber type seen in gag gift shops.

Oh boy did john fool me good he left a big brown blob on the front porch and I immediately thought it was real. It was just a pile of Cacaphony.

by boggler April 11, 2023

barbell bitch

(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.

2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.

In the free weight corner, lifting 30 lb. dumbells, was an oversized barbell bitch.

by boggler August 17, 2005

tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

by boggler April 10, 2009

bra braille

(n). Nipples protruding through a woman's shirt, blouse, swimsuit or other undergarment, esp. when working out or on a hot day.

Hey mike, did you get a load of that bra braille that just walked past us? Wow.

by boggler August 22, 2005

The Stupor Bowl

(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.

I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".

by boggler February 1, 2019

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019