Peony

Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.
Peony happened to me when I was too far from the urinal and it splashed all over
by boggler July 11, 2019
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rimshot

action: (esp. masc.)--peeing over the top of the toilet seat or urinal and missing the intended target. Rimshots are usually caused by a sudden jerk--a cough or a sneeze.
There was pee all over the floor. Someone must have just done a rimshot.
by Boggler March 04, 2004
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one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.
Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.
by boggler December 28, 2005
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parade maker

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
by Boggler March 15, 2004
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FYI

FYI (n) (short for fine young intellect): A very bright, gifted young individual who excels in almost every subject he or she is studying; esp. a fast learner.
Julie was not just a very diligent student. She was a fine young intellect, capable of identifying a species' call by hearing only a mere fraction of a second of it.
by Boggler March 17, 2004
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Ford 5150

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.
Ooh boy there's a big bad Ford 5150 on the side of the road with the hood open.
by boggler January 28, 2019
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testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.
While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.
by boggler February 09, 2005
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