boggler's definitions

letting the air out of the tires

(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.

Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?

Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.

by boggler December 25, 2008

Deja Poo

That strange feeling that you've been through the same, horrible shit before.

Oh man. Another traffic jam. Deja Poo.

by boggler July 14, 2019

Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".

by boggler August 18, 2009

ker bangers

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.

Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.

by boggler August 18, 2005

wrxer

(double u rx er). a wanker that drives a subaru wrx. Thinks that he is going to get all the hot chicks driving a four cylinder that sounds like a Eureka vaccuum crossed with a hornet's nest.

Oh no, step aside I see and hear a wrxer. Better roll out the red carpet for Monsieur Douchebag.

by boggler July 15, 2019

double lattes

A girl's/woman's breasts, esp. those of a very busty woman.

Look at the set of double lattes on that chick!

by Boggler March 9, 2004

bumper fucker

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

by boggler December 28, 2005