Definitions by bogart

umper 

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

umper by bogart March 7, 2005

ka-slap-clap 

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

ka-slap-clap by bogart March 7, 2005

herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.

come here, let me give you a herman handshake

herman handshake by bogart March 6, 2005

domocile

the opposite of a herman handshake in which the object on the womans head falls off due to excessive roundness

i wanted a herman handshake but her head was to pointed and all i got was a domocile

domocile by bogart March 6, 2005

ugoto 

to make un-bored, alliviate boredom... to make less sucky.

and so it was on the 7th day God rested, but joe created ugoto

ugoto by bogart March 4, 2005

Skeev 

1) A sketchy character

2) Someone with a lack of morals

3) A sheisty motherfucker

Creighton you skeev, you said you'd stay if I did a Spyda Dunk.

Skeev by bogart February 3, 2005

soldier 

Inner-city individual, not neccessarily a criminal or gang member, but someone influential, with street cred, and in general desirable socially. Comes from the 60's nick-name for young black panthers(a politically-minded para-military organization) movement members.

James takes care of his friends & family, he knows all the right people to talk to when they get themselves in trouble...he's a soldier.

soldier by Bogart December 22, 2004