Definitions by bob jones

eminuendo 

Something sexual 😏😏

*someone having a massage* "I like it hard"
*someone yells in the distance* "EMINUENDO"

eminuendo by bob jones April 3, 2016

retch 

to vomit.

I think I am going to retch.

And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.

retch by bob jones May 13, 2005

Splangstrument 

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

Splangstrument by bob jones April 15, 2005

the dirty wertsie 

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

the dirty wertsie by bob jones March 19, 2005

the angry floyd 

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"

Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?

the angry floyd by bob jones March 19, 2005

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

dining delovely by bob jones March 19, 2005

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

the jizz wagon by bob jones March 19, 2005