bob dole's definitions

mesc

Short for mescaline.

Three buttons of mesc.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

chowderbeast

A gigantic fatty, usually with neck rolls large enough to lose half a chicken and kielbasa in. Usually smells like KFC and ass sweat.

"Man, did you get a load of fatty's ass? He's such a chowderbeast, I'm surprised there's any KFC left in the state for the rest of us."

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005

weed

uhhhh...the best thing ever
oveously

i think weed is the best think ever

by bob dole March 17, 2005

Birdman

(n.) a man that has the physical apperance of a bird. ussually pertaining to the nose.

In class today i sat next to a birdman.

by Bob Dole May 13, 2005

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

alcohol

what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out

dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!

by bob dole March 17, 2005