bob barker's definitions

Lech

A person, place or beer company

Lech 0wnz0r j00r m0mz0r

by Bob Barker September 4, 2003

HPTD

Hand to penis transmitted disease.

Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD.

by Bob Barker March 8, 2005

dukeabore

a russian hillbilly..

You know your a dukeabore when your soviet tank has no wheels and you wonder why

by Bob Barker May 13, 2005

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

Man Face

A woman who's face resembles that of a man.

Dude, that Brittany that goes to our school has a really manly face. She's a man face.

by Bob Barker June 17, 2005

Man Face

A woman with a face which resembles that of a man. Usually, this woman is not attractive and has wooden swords in their locker.

Dude, that girl has a manly face. She's a real man face.

by Bob Barker February 14, 2005

Trajacktory

The arc and range of a urethral load of gizzum. A landing zone of sizable distance from the origin of the shot is considered to be "good" trajacktory.

Hey man - ever since that episode with the corkscrew and the five iron my trajacktory's been off its game. I need more perk in my jerk. Bitch where's my money.

by Bob Barker February 14, 2005