by Bob Johnson March 19, 2005
A term describing an individual of uncanny domination and ability in various acpects including the opposite sex, day-to-day tasks, and personal aspirations.
by Bob Johnson June 07, 2003
by Bob Johnson December 17, 2003
is when u put skittles in water and then when they've lost all they're color, you skit all over tham and give them to someone u hate
by bob johnson February 25, 2005
One of the oldest countries in the world, it has a rich cultural history extending back roughly 5 or 6 millenia. The Xia dynasty were the first real royal line, overthrown by the Shang dynasty, who were, in turn, ousted in a revolution by the Zhou (pronounced 'show'). Gradually, China expanded, and with the discovery of tea, a rich cultre developed. It fostered the development of the Daoist religion as well as Confucianism, named after its founder. Once invaded by Mongolia, China found true prosperity under the wise rule of Kublai Khan. By the 1800s, China was probably the most advanced nation on the planet, with public libraries, schools and plentiful resources. However, after the population boom and following colonial conquests, China lost its Emperor in 1919. A nationalist leadership was set up, lasting through WW2 until, in 1949, Mao Tse-Tung overthrew it, creating the communist dictatorship we all know today.
by Bob Johnson May 20, 2004
An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.
A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.
A bad or mean thing to do.
A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.
A bad or mean thing to do.
After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!
12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.
Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.
Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
by Bob Johnson April 06, 2004