skittle

is when u put skittles in water and then when they've lost all they're color, you skit all over tham and give them to someone u hate

HAHAHA you just ate skittles!

by bob johnson May 13, 2005

shlitty

An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.

After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

distim

that which the gostak does to doshes.

"The gostak distims the doshes."

by Bob Johnson October 23, 2003

hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.

by bob johnson December 11, 2004

skinny

slang word for niggers in "black hawk down" because they were really malnourished

Skinnies on the rooftop! Get the .50 cal!

by Bob Johnson March 18, 2005

afroman

uhh i`m to high to wright one

by bob Johnson November 4, 2003

propane

clean burning, odorless, efficient fuel usually used in cooking and heating.

Hank Hill:You wanna buy some propane or propane accessories?
Customer: yea i just got a new grill.
Hank Hill:ok you can have 2-100 gallon tanks for $220.
Customer: wow thats a lot, and seems expensive.
Hank Hill:No, no! With propane, the sky's the limit!

by bob johnson December 10, 2004