anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine
Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation
by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005
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skinny

slang word for niggers in "black hawk down" because they were really malnourished
Skinnies on the rooftop! Get the .50 cal!
by Bob Johnson March 19, 2005
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dmyze

A term describing an individual of uncanny domination and ability in various acpects including the opposite sex, day-to-day tasks, and personal aspirations.
dMyzE is so secsy, I want to be him.
by Bob Johnson June 07, 2003
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R. Kelly

The boy grabbed the other boy who yelled, "Help!! Sexual Harrasment!!, R. Kelly!!!"
by Bob Johnson December 17, 2003
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baggies

Clear evidence of a doom ho(u)se
Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!
by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004
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shlitty

An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.
After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
by Bob Johnson April 06, 2004
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ugs

ugs rapes themselves up the ass and or cornhole.
by bob johnson May 02, 2003
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