by Bob Johnson December 16, 2003
Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!
by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004
is when u put skittles in water and then when they've lost all they're color, you skit all over tham and give them to someone u hate
by bob johnson May 13, 2005
To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine
Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation
by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005
by Bob Johnson November 05, 2003
An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.
A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.
A bad or mean thing to do.
A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.
A bad or mean thing to do.
After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!
12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.
Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.
Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
by Bob Johnson April 06, 2004
One of the oldest countries in the world, it has a rich cultural history extending back roughly 5 or 6 millenia. The Xia dynasty were the first real royal line, overthrown by the Shang dynasty, who were, in turn, ousted in a revolution by the Zhou (pronounced 'show'). Gradually, China expanded, and with the discovery of tea, a rich cultre developed. It fostered the development of the Daoist religion as well as Confucianism, named after its founder. Once invaded by Mongolia, China found true prosperity under the wise rule of Kublai Khan. By the 1800s, China was probably the most advanced nation on the planet, with public libraries, schools and plentiful resources. However, after the population boom and following colonial conquests, China lost its Emperor in 1919. A nationalist leadership was set up, lasting through WW2 until, in 1949, Mao Tse-Tung overthrew it, creating the communist dictatorship we all know today.
by Bob Johnson May 20, 2004