bob's definitions

kenny kearn

a kid who gets boners in english & has warts on his fingers

oh my gosh. shanon did you see kenny kearns large boner.

by Bob September 1, 2008

helkat

rich. they all have the same posh accent. become loud and mouthy after accidentally breathing the fumes from your pint. tiresome at the best of times.

although, a handful of them are 'ok'

by Bob June 25, 2003

To Be Pat The Rice

To be from Baraute in Abitibi
To Have a Dumb Blonde girlfriend

Patrice Lamarche

by Bob June 17, 2003

Muso

Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity.

guy1: Look at this guy! He plays guitar, piano, AND has professional singing lessons!
guy2: Yeah, he's a real muso.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Stonker

Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.

Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.

by Bob May 13, 2005

bad ass

when a butt crosses over to the darkside.

oh no..my butts gone bad ass!!!!!!

by bob January 27, 2005

queef

A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.

When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.

by Bob August 27, 2003