bob's definitions

Eggsack

A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.

Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.

by Bob January 27, 2004

grasshoppersgifts

A place to purchace all kinds of gifts and novelties at below retail prices.

I did my christmas shopping at grasshoppersgifts and saved a bundle.

by bob December 9, 2004

clinker

One who collects clams

Clam collector

by Bob March 14, 2004

target whore

A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly

Also known as the one and only Joanna....

by bob April 25, 2005

nadu

gothic and bisexual

son: can i get some purple pants and a pentagon to go with it?
dad: are you a friggin nadu?

by bob April 24, 2004

kaff

goes extremely extremely well with chip

fish and chip, kaff and chip. u see. go well together.

by Bob April 7, 2005

Finnamen

When a woman grabs a man's penis and bends it backwords until it breaks or starts bleading.

The woman finnamened the man, and he started crying.

by Bob May 13, 2005