howlett

a dimwitted person who drags knuckles on ground

you must think i am a howlett if i belive that

by bob July 12, 2003

Tennis Fan

Female Homosexual

S: Check that hot babe at the bar, I'm going in for the kill.

D: You've got no chance mate she's a tennis fan.

by Bob November 20, 2003

tps reports

Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as

Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.

by BoB December 23, 2003

Rufie

Date Rap Drug Good For Mackin Hos.

I slipped that bitch a rufie.

by Bob April 08, 2005

bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

by Bob March 21, 2005

Astral

Cute, sweet female who is occasionally overcome by bursts of anger which make everyone in a 10 mile radius spontaneously combust.

Astral hugged the cute kitty and cute puppy... then pushed S. down the stairs!

by Bob July 14, 2003

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003