asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

by bob December 19, 2002

dead

very

this is dead boring

this is dead boring

by Bob October 25, 2003

fart

gas from the ass

fart fart fart

by Bob October 15, 2006

daddy prawn

an annoying, depressed and obsessive person who won't leave you alone when you tell him to go away.

Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.

"I hate life. I hate everyone. Everyone hates me. I have no friends, i must do my maths homework. Awwwwellll, shit happens".

"shut up daddy prawn"

by bob May 13, 2005

grasshoppersgifts

A place to purchace all kinds of gifts and novelties at below retail prices.

I did my christmas shopping at grasshoppersgifts and saved a bundle.

by bob December 09, 2004

cleveland steamers

A big, long, fresh steamy turd.

Use your imagination.

by Bob May 09, 2003

mishal

An incredibly anoyin guy with a girls name.
Used to describe someone of an extremely high annoyance level.

Man that mishal really pisses me off.
If Mishal speaks to me again i bludgen him to death with my shoe.

by Bob March 21, 2005