boB's definitions

Straight

1. When applied to a gay man or lesbian, a term of derision and scorn. Offensive irony.

2. Boring, dreary, uninventive.

3. Narrowminded or dim-witted.

4. Cute, like a small pet.

1. What are you, straight or something?!

2. Nice outfit you're wearing! You're looking very straight today...

3. Anne, your opinions are so conservative, I'd almost think you were straight.

4. I met a straight couple at Crate & Barrel yesterday. They seemed nice.

by Bob April 10, 2005

oddish

The process of screwing two black women and a cow at the same time.

Damn, that was a crazy oddish last night.

by bob March 31, 2005

liberal

a word to describe people who actually think about what is right in american politics

i am liberal and proud of it

by bob April 17, 2005

lacrosse

lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!

BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again

by bob June 3, 2004

tivoed

the act of recording using a tivo

I tivoed the show last night.

by bob February 7, 2005

Life

uh...i don't know

"so what are you doing tonight?"
"uh...life."

by bob June 18, 2003

Beverliehoe

A combination of "Beverly" and "Hoe".
A real clumbsy woman.

Man, berverliehoe

by bob December 3, 2003