blu3hat's definitions

bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!

Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

wii touch

a way to celebrate winning a game on the wii with a partner: touching the heads of the wii remotes together

after winning a game on the wii my cousin and I exclaimed "WII TOUCH!" together and touched the wiis

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

knuckle touch of peace

when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.

After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

vaginalate

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned

~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate

by blu3hat January 26, 2011

mount

when bored in class you put your desk on the chair of the person sitting in front of you and say aloud "MOUNT!" get the entire class to mount

yesterday I mounted kat's chair
MOUNT!

by blu3hat January 26, 2011

booty

while putting words in the urban dictionary you cant think of another word to put as an antoym or synonym so you use booty because its shown as an example.

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booties make me smile, so do boobies

by blu3hat January 26, 2011

idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010