blu3hat's definitions

house flipper

aka "flpper"

house flippers are people who buy a worn out or crappy-ass house, fix it up and sell it for more than they paid for it.
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flipped: when you sell your house and it gets bought by a house flipper then sold again

dude: I gotta fix my house before I put it on the market
dude2: why?
dude: so that no stupid house flipper comes along and sells it for more!
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I just sold my house 2 weeks ago and now I see another for sale sign out front!! grrrrrrr! I got flipped!

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!

Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

wii touch

a way to celebrate winning a game on the wii with a partner: touching the heads of the wii remotes together

after winning a game on the wii my cousin and I exclaimed "WII TOUCH!" together and touched the wiis

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

knuckle touch of peace

when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.

After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

tehe

half-assed tee hee

mostly used while txting

K- your mom is so fat she has cheats for wii fit
D- tehe

by blu3hat November 26, 2010

pillowbite

In any first-person shooter where someone tries to melee attack but misses.

Pillowbite, Pillowbiter, Pillowbiting

Its really funny to watch people pillowbite with commando on as a perk.
knifing pillowbite- MW2, Black Ops
gun hit pillowbite- Halo 3
punch pillowbite- MW1 (DS version)

by blu3hat December 19, 2010

j4ker

A j4ker (pronounced "jacker") is someone that uses "jk" or any other abbriviation in txting, comments, email, youtube, pretty much fucking anywhere.

abriviation for j4ker: jkr (only for you j4kers out there!)

J4ker: lolroflmfao jkjkjkjkjkjkj lolololololololo omg wtf bbq! :-D ^_____^

regular guy: Yo man, what the hell are you saying? You stupid j4ker!

j4ker: i b no jkr! *___* mf! :-D

by blu3hat October 7, 2010