blu3hat's definitions

dumpster

someone that asks out your ex right after you break up with them

What a dumpster

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

Christian the Awesome Ninja

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja

Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!

Narrator: Oh, Sorry

Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."

3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"

by blu3hat July 5, 2010

yank out

like pull out but faster

To yank out means giving her no time to react until jizzing on her face

by blu3hat July 25, 2010

floppy disc

a floppy vagina with a lot of skin; the crappy kind

guy: Shit man! My girlfriend has a fucking floppy disc!!
man: hahahahah! sucks fo you!

by blu3hat July 25, 2010

tehe

half-assed tee hee

mostly used while txting

K- your mom is so fat she has cheats for wii fit
D- tehe

by blu3hat November 26, 2010

BananaGuy

1. A feel-bad-for guy, the one who always tries and does his best but always fails
2. The guy thats gotta get on the ball and beat down the CranMan and get into some other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)

1. "You got another C?" "Yeah" "Man you`re starting to look kinda like a BananaGuy"

2. "Like the BananaGuy wakes up, 'Man! I ain`t inna nothin!' "--Brian Regan, "I Walked on the Moon"

by blu3hat December 29, 2010

The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

by blu3hat February 27, 2011