kolpos

greek word for pussy, vagina, female genetalia

also see peos
girl1: I have a kolpos and guys want my kolpos but they can have my kolpos, i like to watch them drool!
by blthrskt December 11, 2005
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couched

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...
Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...
by blthrskt April 26, 2009
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autofellatio

sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
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typo-squatting

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters
Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting
by blthrskt November 04, 2005
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ruse

ruse
trickery of the mind
trickery of the soul mind

a trick, a stratagm, crafty
fake
(rooze or roose, like loose)
a person can be called a "ruse"
They just ruse up the bus,
they just ruse up the joint!!!
It's a ruse world!!!!

They put ruse people like informants on the bus to tail the suspect. Can't detect who is the ruse but you have some suspicion that it is a "ruse" bus...
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ASS

after sex smoke...
when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch
After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...
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street him

to street someone means that you are in police custody and they just let you go, out back to the streets...

to be released from police custody...

if his alibi checks out, street him...
by blthrskt April 26, 2009
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