Definitions by blthrskt

bat glove

just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls

Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.

bat glove by blthrskt July 24, 2008

bean shooter 

someone who likes to show off in front of a group of people
someone who opens his/her mouth to much and sez a lot of bullshit
someone who constantly lies about getting laid or something he/she didn't do just to fit in with friends/people
a flapper

i am the best bean shooter there is :)

bean shooter by blthrskt July 24, 2008

flapper

someone who opens his/her mouth to much and sez a lot of bullshit
someone who constantly lies about getting laid or something he/she didn't do just to fit in with friends/people
bean shooter

i hate all liars and flappers!!!!
flapper

flapper by blthrskt July 24, 2008

Octophobia

according to this person he/she fears the number 8, but if he/she had 8 cocks or 8 pussies in front of them, im sure he/she would get over the phobia of 8
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Source: M-HO, Mar 10, 2005
author M-HO

I have no octophobia, i love having 8 pussies in front of my face and fucking 8 pussies....

Octophobia by blthrskt July 24, 2008

i wanted it done yesterday 

used to describe that u want something quick done right away...waving a magic wand anytime u want,
something done right away, as soon as possible, see open sesame
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday

Accountant: I need these accounts audited!
Worker: When do u need this done by??
Accountant: I wanted it done yesterday...

i wanted it done yesterday by blthrskt July 21, 2008

wrench time 

building a street race car, like in "The Fast and The Furious"

wow nice car!!! who put in the wrench time???
i did!!!

wrench time by blthrskt July 16, 2008

shield 

to shield yourself from the public's eye, out of sight out of mind .... to protect oneself from being done harm to for the vindication process....
a condom!!!!

I shield (ed) myself very good my whole life especially 2/22/00-12/22/00.....

shield by blthrskt August 3, 2007