The Sexiest Devotchka

6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish

This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.

Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson

Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage


Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
Dude did you see that chick?! She fully went Sexiest Devotchka on that idiot's
ass!!
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