black@heart's definitions

Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.

"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.

by black@heart September 8, 2010

basement millionaire

A person who lives in their parent's basement and uses their whole paycheque to buy status goods like sports cars, Coach bags and expensive clothes in order to appear prosperous, hip and successful.

"Wow look at Justin's new car...he must be doing well!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"

by Black@Heart January 31, 2010

spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).

Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.

by Black@Heart October 22, 2010

Y U no?

Meme lingo for "why you no..." which means "why didn't you" or "why don't you" in standard English. The cartoon meme character known as "Y U No Man" always uses this phrase in his frustrated questions.

Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?

by Black@Heart February 24, 2011

clusterphobia

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.

Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.

by Black@Heart December 13, 2009

institutionally gay

A prisoner who has sex with other same-sex prisoners yet claims to be straight.

"Yo man, the guard's not looking. Come here and blow me."
"No way! I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either man, I'm just INSTITUTIONALLY gay."
"Oh, so it's OK for me to blow you?"
"Totally!"
"Cool! Mmmmf mfff mmm mfmmmm."

by Black@Heart November 15, 2009