bkdouble's definitions

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

tfh

Abbreviation for Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.

There were a lot of tfh types at the ufo convention.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

work

1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

by bkdouble October 22, 2006

[k]rack

Software which has been modified to allow use without proper serial code, hardware key, or authorization. See: unlimited evaluation

Does anyone know of a krack for IPnetRouter 1.6.8 that will allow me to
register?

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 15, 2006

odorant

strong body odor - that which is fixed by deodorant

i think he put on too much odorant this morning ...

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

cycles

Available time. Used in project management context.

Marketing wants to add a new feature and engineering pushed back claiming they don't have the cycles.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006