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1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo


1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
by bkdouble July 21, 2008
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Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, or tfh, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.
that guy is so paraniod he needs a tin foil hat.
by bkdouble October 05, 2006
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An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

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In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.
by bkdouble October 14, 2006
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An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

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In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.
by bkdouble October 14, 2006
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euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.
I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!
by bkdouble October 05, 2006
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After dinner at Morton's, Foley, Hastert, and DeLay held a special meeting at the townhouse so they could all get on the same page.
by bkdouble October 09, 2006
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Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California
As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”
by bkdouble October 20, 2006
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