bkdouble's definitions

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.

Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

WIPPIT

Wireless
Internet
Point to
Point
Information
Technology

WIPPIT allows users to create ad-hoc wireless networks.

by bkdouble February 27, 2007

macintosh

Most
Applications
Crash,
If
Not,
Operating
System
Hangs

I got my mom a macintosh.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

docking station

A platform into which you can install a penis. Male, female, mouth, vagina, or asshole.

She's not that hot, but she'll do just fine as a docking station.
Foley was looking for a docking station on IM.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

odorant

strong body odor - that which is fixed by deodorant

i think he put on too much odorant this morning ...

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

cycles

Available time. Used in project management context.

Marketing wants to add a new feature and engineering pushed back claiming they don't have the cycles.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006