Definitions by bkdouble

tire planter 

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub [jesus] and lawn [ball]

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in [Rhode Island], tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

tire planter by bkdouble October 14, 2006

on the same page 

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After dinner at Morton's, Foley, Hastert, and DeLay held a special meeting at the townhouse so they could all get on the same page.

on the same page by bkdouble October 9, 2006

fonumba 

phone number, truncated for text messaging or mobile emailing

can u snd me yor fonumba?

fonumba by bkdouble October 6, 2006

bathtub jesus 

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

bathtub jesus by bkdouble October 6, 2006

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.

Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.

lawn ball by bkdouble October 6, 2006

tfh 

Abbreviation for Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.

There were a lot of tfh types at the ufo convention.

tfh by bkdouble October 6, 2006

Tin Foil Hat 

Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, or tfh, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.

that guy is so paraniod he needs a tin foil hat.

Tin Foil Hat by bkdouble October 6, 2006