bjergen's definitions

boner bender

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

by bjergen May 24, 2007

gentleman style

In order to perform in gentleman style, a man must be wearing a top hat and a Mr. Peanut mono-lens eyeglass. In addition, he must perform his thrusts with his fists on his hips, and say "oh dear" when he has an orgasm.

Peter North knows nothing of gentleman style.

by bjergen May 24, 2007

TBM

True Blue Mormon; member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints; momo; LDS

Gerald won't drink coffee and can't wait to get his own planet. Dangit, he's a TBM.

by bjergen September 29, 2011

TBM

totally brainwashed mormon

Brian likes red bull, but he won't drink coffee what a TBM.

by bjergen September 29, 2011