The leftover microscopic particles of feces left in the threads of bed sheets, seat cushions, and clothing as a result of flatus being filtered through them.
The threads from Mr. Belvedere's car seats emitted a repugnant funk. Little did he know, the source of it was his own unrelenting flatus. His fart resin lingered in the deepest darkest threads of the upholstery of his Ford Taurus, further damaging the resale value.
by Bjergen April 16, 2007
Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
by bjergen June 23, 2010
In order to perform in gentleman style, a man must be wearing a top hat and a Mr. Peanut mono-lens eyeglass. In addition, he must perform his thrusts with his fists on his hips, and say "oh dear" when he has an orgasm.
Peter North knows nothing of gentleman style.
by bjergen May 09, 2007
A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.
Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!
by bjergen March 20, 2007