Definitions by bjergen

Leadershit 

Chaotic, worthless leadership. Often occurring in less desirable environments in which power-hungry idiots assume positions of leadership.

I think we'd all be better off without Bill's leadershit. He's a raging idiot. Hour for hour, he makes less than he did when scrubbed toilets. Now he gets off on telling us what to do. Pass the plunger.

Leadershit by bjergen February 28, 2007

durge 

The act of stealthily hitting a person in the back of the knee, causing the joint too rapidly unlock, sending them to the ground.

There I was, picking up on Amy, when that rat-bastard Richard came and durged me. I had been holding a fart in the chamber, but as I applied effort to keep myself from falling, I blasted an embarassing toot. Needless to say, my conversation with Amy was over.

durge by bjergen August 14, 2006

value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.

Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.

value-wipe by bjergen August 11, 2006

quaff 

quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).

She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.

quaff by bjergen July 17, 2006