bitchuck's definitions
A bizarre, kinky term I looked up on Urban Dictionary one day. They rewarded me by sending this cum-filled mug. Handle it with loving care, as it may be sticky.
So I got the cum-filled mug, because Urban Dictionary asked me to. Now that I have this cumbucket mug, they're asking that I "get the broken mug" and "get the ugly mug". Where do they dig up this garbage?
by bitchuck February 14, 2026
Get the cum-filled mug."The chief objection to Michigander is that it inspires idiots to call a Michigan woman a Michigoose and a child a Michigosling, but the people of the State have got used to this" - Foley, Aaron (3 November 2010). "The 'Michigander vs. Michiganian' Debate Crops Up Again in Wake of Snyder's Election". MLive.
by bitchuck February 14, 2026
Get the Michigoose mug.A dysfunctional parcel carrier formed if rivals Federal Express and United Parcel Service were to merge: collectively FedEx, UPS and anything similarly situated.
The idea of a consolidated parcel carrier FedUPS began to gain currency when a 15-day US labour dispute at United Package Smashers in 1997 managed to overload and break other carriers. Effectively, control of most of the parcel marketplace by two dominant carriers allows either to disrupt not only the entire US domestic parcel handling industry but package handling in every other country with garbage to ship to the US. That leaves small mail-order vendors vulnerable.
Taking one piece out of the puzzle overloads anything else that was still running. It happened in 1997, it came close to happening again in 2017. The more that FedEX and UPS look like one monolithic, accountable-to-no-one behemoth, the more the result becomes less competition and more widespread dissatisfaction... leaving everyone entirely FedUP.
Taking one piece out of the puzzle overloads anything else that was still running. It happened in 1997, it came close to happening again in 2017. The more that FedEX and UPS look like one monolithic, accountable-to-no-one behemoth, the more the result becomes less competition and more widespread dissatisfaction... leaving everyone entirely FedUP.
by bitchuck February 11, 2026
Get the FedUPS mug.Cocaine, or some sweetened cake or confection which has been "cut" by diluting it with powdered cocaine. A Canadian delicacy named in honour of former Olympic snowboarder and international fugitive Ryan Wedding.
Of course the marriage didn't last; the only memorable part of the entire relation was the wedding reception, at which the stoner best man thought that it would be clever to serve Ryan Wedding Cake to all of the assembled guests. Fortunately the local detox clinic was offering a two-for-one special that weekend.
by bitchuck February 10, 2026
Get the Ryan Wedding Cake mug.The institute was originally located in the city centre of Rochester under the name RIT. Once the institute wanted to expand they couldn't, so they abandoned the city centre to build a new campus on a plot of land in Henrietta.
There, the school built a solid reputation as being a cut above other institutes like Thousand Islands Technical School and Amherstview Secondary School, as the folks at the South Henrietta Institute of Technology really know their S.H.I.T.
There, the school built a solid reputation as being a cut above other institutes like Thousand Islands Technical School and Amherstview Secondary School, as the folks at the South Henrietta Institute of Technology really know their S.H.I.T.
by bitchuck January 8, 2026
Get the South Henrietta Institute of Technology mug.A bird, assigned goose at birth (AGAB), who chooses to identify with he/him/his pronouns. A trans gander is female-to-male transgender, so will normally identify with the larger LGBT* bird community during this gender migration.
We should strive to address transgander birds with the correct pronouns to reflect their gender diversity, as what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
by bitchuck January 7, 2026
Get the transgander mug.I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.
The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.
The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.
by bitchuck January 6, 2026
Get the as cold as Hell mug.