birkenstocksgirl's definitions

Sabrina

The best person you'll ever meet. She has a heart of pure gold and is kind to everyone who deserves it. She is gorgeous and blows everyone away. Most importantly, she is extremely fit and athletic. Don't let her short height mislead you, she is pure muscle. Also, contrary to popular belief, her mom is NOT fat and does have a pussy. She has the cutest dog too.

Person 1: Am I your best friend?
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.
Person 1: Well, her mom is fat and has no pussy!
Person 2: Lies.

by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

Anna

Anna is a beautiful, kind, and shy girl. If you get to know her, it's an experience you'll cherish for the rest of your life. She knows how to make you feel better and laugh whenever you're down. She'll be stuck in your head literally forever. Her innocent personality makes you love her even more. She also loves animals. She's the best friend you'll ever meet and never take advantage of her if you meet her someday. The friendship you'll share with her is one so crazy it can't be explained, but it's so freaking awesome at the same time and you'd never trade it for anything.

Anna is my best friend!

by birkenstocksgirl January 13, 2018

capawomps

(v) to tell the truth, but to be accused of lying

Me: I've never kissed anyone before
Person: capawomps

by birkenstocksgirl June 19, 2021

lanie

A queen. Lanie is the coolest and most beautiful person to walk this earth. Everyone is jealous of her. She also has an exclusive af instagram.

I'm jealous of Lanie.

by birkenstocksgirl December 12, 2018

Sex

A dumb thing that dominates a 17 year old boy's thoughts

Amanda: hey, wanna hang out?
Andrew: Sure. Let's have sex.

by birkenstocksgirl November 19, 2020

crocs

cool, comfy shoes. They're a vibe. They're only ugly if you wear jibbitz in them.

{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe

by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

Bella

The sweetest, most caring person in the entire world. She will inspire you to be a better person and she will help you grow. She will always put a smile on your face. She's rare to find, but when you find her, you will love her with your entire heart forever and ever.

I love Bella, I wouldn't be me today without her.

by birkenstocksgirl April 29, 2019