capawomps

(v) to tell the truth, but to be accused of lying

Me: I've never kissed anyone before
Person: capawomps

by birkenstocksgirl June 19, 2021

crocs

cool, comfy shoes. They're a vibe. They're only ugly if you wear jibbitz in them.

{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe

by birkenstocksgirl June 11, 2018

Sex

A dumb thing that dominates a 17 year old boy's thoughts

Amanda: hey, wanna hang out?
Andrew: Sure. Let's have sex.

by birkenstocksgirl November 20, 2020

Simpawomps

A person who has a hardcore crush, especially girls who have crushes on blonde climber boys

Girl #1: AHHHHH isn't Carter perfect??????
Girl #2: STFU YOU'RE SUCH A SIMPAWOMPS!

by birkenstocksgirl June 14, 2021

Rose

1) A pretty flower
2) A sweet, amazing person who you'll love for the rest of your life

Awww... thanks for buying me roses!
___
Rose is soooooooo awesome.

by birkenstocksgirl January 13, 2018

Sabrina

The littest person ever. She is kind, hilarious, and EXTREMELY fit and athletic. She may look small, but she's very powerful. She also has the cutest dog <3

Person 1: Am I your best friend?
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.

by birkenstocksgirl June 10, 2018

Sabrina

The best person you'll ever meet. She has a heart of pure gold and is kind to everyone who deserves it. She is gorgeous and blows everyone away. Most importantly, she is extremely fit and athletic. Don't let her short height mislead you, she is pure muscle. Also, contrary to popular belief, her mom is NOT fat and does have a pussy. She has the cutest dog too.

Person 1: Am I your best friend?
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.
Person 1: Well, her mom is fat and has no pussy!
Person 2: Lies.

by birkenstocksgirl June 11, 2018