birdman's definitions

Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.

Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.

by Birdman March 10, 2020

Fantittytastic

When a hottie has great tits to go along with a great body.

Jenna Jameson is fantittytastic!!

by Birdman February 2, 2005

meatballs

A homosexual fat mother-fucker who thinks that he is a gansta, but is really a pussy ass nigga-wannabie who tosses his boyfriends salad.

jeff "g"ladd thinks he is a nigga...but in fact, he is a meatball

by BirdMan December 22, 2004

mac on

to put macaroni and cheese (most likely easy mac.. because youre poor) into the microwave (because you dont have an stove) and cook it.

I put the mac on and cooked that shit.

by birdman December 2, 2004

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

by birdman May 23, 2004

chatch

commonly known as the cooter aka poonhole

Hittin up some chatch is nice after a hard day's work.

by birdman May 23, 2004