birdman's definitions

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005

Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.

Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.

by Birdman March 10, 2020

Fantittytastic

When a hottie has great tits to go along with a great body.

Jenna Jameson is fantittytastic!!

by Birdman February 2, 2005

kestrel

noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.

"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."

by birdman May 8, 2004

chatch

commonly known as the cooter aka poonhole

Hittin up some chatch is nice after a hard day's work.

by birdman May 23, 2004

all over it

used to desribe a horny person

tom grant was all over it last night, he couldn't get enough

by birdman July 19, 2003