birdman's definitions

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004

skeet shoot

launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face

My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.

by birdman May 23, 2004

chatch

commonly known as the cooter aka poonhole

Hittin up some chatch is nice after a hard day's work.

by birdman May 23, 2004

bunhole

where gay men love to take it

He just got ripped in the bunhole

by birdman May 23, 2004

Square

1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.

by birdman June 12, 2003

Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!

My pants are teh moist.

by Birdman February 10, 2005