birdman's definitions

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004

kestrel

noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.

"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."

by birdman May 8, 2004

Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.

Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.

by Birdman March 10, 2020

Fantittytastic

When a hottie has great tits to go along with a great body.

Jenna Jameson is fantittytastic!!

by Birdman February 2, 2005

No Doubt

Same as "I agree"

That was a refreshing and invigorating game of squash.

No doubt.

by birdman June 12, 2003

bunhole

where gay men love to take it

He just got ripped in the bunhole

by birdman May 23, 2004

Square

1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.

by birdman June 12, 2003