birdman's definitions

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005

mac on

to put macaroni and cheese (most likely easy mac.. because youre poor) into the microwave (because you dont have an stove) and cook it.

I put the mac on and cooked that shit.

by birdman December 2, 2004

foshizzlemah

This is a term used to show support or agreement.

Let's go get some Taco's.
Foshizzlemah.

by birdman June 5, 2003

bunhole

where gay men love to take it

He just got ripped in the bunhole

by birdman May 23, 2004

chatch

commonly known as the cooter aka poonhole

Hittin up some chatch is nice after a hard day's work.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004

kestrel

noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.

"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."

by birdman May 8, 2004