bobbit

To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.

by Billy January 26, 2003

fauxhawk

A term used to indentify individuals who pretend they are aboriginal in order to get tax-free cigarettes, gasoline and, better access to government grants for art and cultural projects.

Ojibwee my ass. He's a fauxhawk with a lame script.

by Billy April 24, 2005

in a minute

what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.

mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....

by billy April 22, 2005

mizzike

1) v. - to pretend to be very trustworthy and turn around and steal something(s) from supposed friend(s).

2) adj. - to be extremely greedy and cheap, and disregard any needs of anyone around you. Also see Klondike

1) Hey you here what happened to RedKnights, apparently TheCoolness mizziked clan storage.

2) I haven't eaten in 2 days, just let me have that Klondike bar, quit being a mizzike.

by billy May 05, 2005

dogshit taco

The cuss word that Eric Cartman says in Southpark: Bigger Longer and Un-Cut.

Sadam Hussein is a massive dogshit taco.

Matt Nolting eats many of dogshit tacos daily.

by Billy May 03, 2005

71

Sexual position, Sexual actions

A Sixty nine (69) with a male and a Female.... Except the male has his two fingers in her asshole!!!

by Billy May 13, 2005

hawklore

a person deservedly viewed as a fool, even if they are normal.

another stunt like that and hes hawklore

by billy October 22, 2004