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Definitions by billebllunt

erkel jerk 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
erkel jerk by billebllunt January 19, 2014

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.
"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."
Cum Thumbing by billebllunt December 31, 2013

Vagouflage 

Noun

1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.

2. Vaginal camouflage
"Women who employ vagouflage techniques can be tricky, like locating the entrance to the bat cave."
Vagouflage by billebllunt December 28, 2013

herniacules 

Noun

1. Someone who thinks they're really strong, but they're not.
A person who considers themselves a "Hercules" when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.
herniacules by billebllunt December 15, 2013

rochambrow 

Noun

1. A game similar to rock, paper, scissors or drawing straws, it entails 2 people using any tape of their preference, putting a piece of that tape over their eyebrow and then ripping them off simultaneously at the count of 3. Whomever has the most individual eyebrow hairs on their piece of tape wins. The person with the lesser tally has drawn the short straw and then must perform the undesirable act. The object of the game is to pull just hard enough to extract as few hairs as necessary to win without ripping off your entire eyebrow.
"Extreme measures call for the dreaded duct tape double rochambrow."

"In a battle of the Genes, a rochambrow match between Gene Shalit and Eugene Levy could take hours worth of counting."
rochambrow by billebllunt December 15, 2013

Three Coins in the Fountain

Noun

1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
"I'm gonna get change for a dollar just in case it's three coins in the fountain night down at the strip club."

Broke Dick Dog 

Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
Broke Dick Dog by billebllunt December 11, 2013