Spontanus

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."
by billebllunt February 13, 2014
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Frosty the Snowman

Noun

1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"

"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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Crab Style

Noun

1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.
I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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macgyverwipe

Verb - macgyverwip(ed) macgyverwip(ing)

1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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mannequink

Noun (mana-kink)

1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.

2. A form of exhibitionism.

3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
"Seeing all these perfectly round mannequin buttocks really brings out the mannequink in me."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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erkel jerk

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
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Stashfro

Verb - Stashfro(ed) Stashfro(ing)

1. The act of hiding something, often times incriminating evidence, in an autistic black child's hair.

Noun

1. A stash spot in an afro.
OG: "Whenerr I push crack rock on the corner, I like to have my lil retarded nephew Tyrone wit me."

Mark A$$ Busta: "Why dat?"

OG: "In case da 50 drives by, I can stashfro dat shit and he can't snitch me out."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
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