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1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
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1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.
A person who displays post traumatic stress disorder with elements of abandonment issues could be misclassified as a Warphan.
by billebllunt March 11, 2014
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1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.
2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.
2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.
2. Vaginal camouflage
1. When there are so many layers between your hand and her vagina, that it becomes impossible to find, almost to the point of being comical.
2. Vaginal camouflage
by billebllunt December 28, 2013
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1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
Q: "I saw your truck parked up on lookout point last night...were you necking?"
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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