Definitions by billebllunt
fecal position
Noun
1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
fecal position by billebllunt May 9, 2014
Cramcakes
Noun (pl)
What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
Cramcakes by billebllunt May 8, 2014
Pranksgiving
Noun
The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
While all the uncool kids at school went out on Mischief Night and got busted, we waited til Pranksgiving and got away with murder!
Pranksgiving by billebllunt May 8, 2014
pooperation
Noun
Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/
1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but
reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/
1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but
reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
pooperation by billebllunt May 8, 2014
Lion King
Noun
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
Lion King by billebllunt May 8, 2014
clitter clatter
Noun
1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a
cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.
2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.
1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a
cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.
2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.
clitter clatter by billebllunt May 8, 2014
Lesbox
Noun
1. A lesbian, usually of the caucasion persuasion, whom portrays herself as a wigger/B-Boy and through assimilation, has learned to beat box.
2. A Lesbo that beatboxes.
1. A lesbian, usually of the caucasion persuasion, whom portrays herself as a wigger/B-Boy and through assimilation, has learned to beat box.
2. A Lesbo that beatboxes.
I ran up on the stage, grabbed the mic, looked over at the female DJ who resembled a man and said "Yo Lesbox, drop dat beat!"
Lesbox by billebllunt March 18, 2014