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Pranksgiving

Noun

The night before Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving Eve, it's a holiday that was created to circumvent the extra police presence and home owner diligence of Mischief Night. It involves the petty vandalization of innocent neighbors, usually by means of something distasteful, pungent and utterly repulsive that will leave a lasting impression for the next day's meal. A flaming bag of crap on the doorstep or a mailbox full of dead fish are common practices.
While all the uncool kids at school went out on Mischief Night and got busted, we waited til Pranksgiving and got away with murder!
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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Puffernutter

NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.
Q: "Did you see the cheeks on her?"

A: "Yeah, I'd like to give her a puffernutter."
by billebllunt October 5, 2015
mugGet the Puffernuttermug.

Cheech or Chong position

Noun

1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.

2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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Vicks Bomb

Noun

1. An insane variation of the average marijuana joint which involves rolling a normal joint, lacing it with vicks vapor rub and placing several match heads spaced incrementally inside. When one of the match heads ignites, or "bombs", the joint cannot be smoked due to the harmful effect of directly inhaling the sulfuric toxins produced by the match head. Instead, the smoker must instead wait for the bomb to completely subside before resuming smoking of the joint. The chemical reaction between the vicks vapor rub and match heads is supposed to alter or enhance the desired effects of the cannabis.
"Ever smoke a science project? Here, try a hit of this vicks bomb."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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pink pong

Noun

1. A game played by sororities across the nation and similar to beer pong, only the balls are expelled using only ones vagina.
Q: "Uh oh, which cup did we use to play pink pong again, Amy?"

A: "The one that looks like a looger floating in it."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Hosacea

Noun

1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.

2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
Q: "Did y'all see that ho with the busted grill?"

A: "Yeah, that trick had hosacea."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
mugGet the Hosaceamug.

Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
mugGet the Gorilla Nutmug.

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