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1. The act of rubbing ones self to ejaculation within the rolls of their partners back fat. Similar to a reverse titty fuck.
1. The act of rubbing ones self to ejaculation within the rolls of their partners back fat. Similar to a reverse titty fuck.
"I brought some fat broad home from the bar last night. I couldn't find her vagina, so we started backjacking instead."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
by billebllunt February 12, 2014
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1. When a woman masturbates using a ground vegetable and said vegetable remains inserted for such a long period of time that it begins to take root, but seldom reaches full maturity.
1. When a woman masturbates using a ground vegetable and said vegetable remains inserted for such a long period of time that it begins to take root, but seldom reaches full maturity.
"Like a dildo with multiple, small protuberances, vagermination usually produces added arousal for the veggie fucker and gives a whole new meaning to the word taproot."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. Eludes to the fact that Peyton Manning is not a good quarterback, is not very smart in general and relies on a series of meaningless hand gestures, intended to be interpreted as audibles, but in fact are just meaningless pantomime meant to psyche out opponents and even his own teammates don't understand.
1. Eludes to the fact that Peyton Manning is not a good quarterback, is not very smart in general and relies on a series of meaningless hand gestures, intended to be interpreted as audibles, but in fact are just meaningless pantomime meant to psyche out opponents and even his own teammates don't understand.
"Peyton Manning is good at using his playcalls and vocal fluctuation to draw the defense offsides, but just wait til you see him peytomime."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"
2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.
1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"
2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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