billebllunt's definitions
Noun
1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.
2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.
3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
Get the Flock of Seagullsmug. Noun
1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
"I've had sex with way too many of my relatives and I can't tell my mom, so I'm gonna have to drink myself a georgiabortion."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Georgiabortionmug. Adjective
1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.
2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.
1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.
2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Pussturepedicmug. by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the chinchzillamug. Verb - Gonadvertis(ed) Gonadvertis(ing)
1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the Gonadvertisemug. Noun
1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.
1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.
"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
Get the spacklecrackmug. Noun
1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
Q: "So, Lisa, tell me, did you have sex with Rodney yet?"
A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Vagincubationmug.