Vagiloquist

Noun

1. A female ventriloquist who can throw her voice from her vagina.
Q: "Did you see that vagiloquist behind the podium?"

A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
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Lesbox

Noun

1. A lesbian, usually of the caucasion persuasion, whom portrays herself as a wigger/B-Boy and through assimilation, has learned to beat box.

2. A Lesbo that beatboxes.
I ran up on the stage, grabbed the mic, looked over at the female DJ who resembled a man and said "Yo Lesbox, drop dat beat!"
by billebllunt March 18, 2014
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Inspector Gadget

Noun

1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.
"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."
by billebllunt September 25, 2014
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clitter clatter

Noun

1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a

cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.

2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.
"The jingle jangle of sweet clitter clatter."
by billebllunt May 08, 2014
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Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.
"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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Jordy Laforge

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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