beaverslide

Noun

1. A term used to describe shitty, brown skid marks in your underwear. The brown streaks resemble the areas in the mud where beavers slide into the water.
"A beaverslide in your underwear is never a pleasant feeling."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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herniacules

Noun

1. Someone who thinks they're really strong, but they're not.
A person who considers themselves a "Hercules" when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.
by billebllunt December 16, 2013
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Gonadvertise

Verb - Gonadvertis(ed) Gonadvertis(ing)

1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
"I was at the beach all day trying to gonadvertise, but no bites."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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Puffernutter

NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.
Q: "Did you see the cheeks on her?"

A: "Yeah, I'd like to give her a puffernutter."
by billebllunt August 25, 2015
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crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
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Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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