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Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.

"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"

by bill November 20, 2002

Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

by bill April 23, 2005

westside

1. A really, really, shitty high school. It's run by a bunch of fuck-assed cowards who lick each other's scrotums while making retarded policies designed to suck the life essence out of the students who are trapped in the shit-dirty hallways that smell of sex and gay butt sex because of all the rape going on everywhere you look because it's such a fucking shitty school. 2. A place where the administration focuses on ass ramming the students at every possible opportunity despite the fact that they get paid by the students' parents to do exactly the opposite. 3. A whore house in the disguise of a public high school.

Dude, I got laid so many times at Westside yesterday! They have the most sluts of any place I've ever seen in my life!

Guess what happened at Westside today? I got fucked up the butt by the dean!

If I ever wanted a teacher to stick his cock so far up my ass that I would scream, I would definitely go to Westside!

When you go into the Westside guidance department and ask for help, they first dump nasty oil all over you. Then they strip you naked and tie you up. They just got a gay guy, too, so he screws you everywhere with a dildo, which is really fucking sick.

by Bill January 25, 2005

ben wah balls

Any number of balls, usually of metal and a little smaller than a ping-pong ball, inserted either in the vagina or, especially in gay erotica, in the rectum, and then pulled out slowly, producing for many people an intense sensation of pleasure.

The pull-string broke of the ben wah balls, so he wasn't able to extricate them from his ass.

by bill November 28, 2004

cooze

A cutesy term for vagina, pussy or cunt. Best used around small children.

Don't forget to clean your cooze.

by Bill February 24, 2004

Malarkey

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.

"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."

by Bill December 3, 2005

Mariners

Mediocre baseball team in the American Leauge West division. Located in Seattle Washington.

Have a strong season every now and then, but overall plauged by bad management and cheap ownership.

As of late they have become notorious for starting off strong and fizzling out towards the end of the season.

The Mariners are a team from Seattle.

by Bill February 8, 2004