bill's definitions

willy nilly

The management practices of certain individuals who have only come to that position of leadership because no one else could possibly deal with their sorry ass. In addition, because of their slack ass, "willy nilly" style of management, the company is going straight down the tubes!

My boss was so willy nilly, he totally phucked up the project and everyone suffered.

by Bill July 27, 2004

Puddin

Puddin is a nickname u give to an attractive female.

U are my puddin bitch!

by Bill April 13, 2004

Grassington

A small place in Yorkshire with 1 pub for every 300 people that live there.

I'm off to Grassington, I may kill myself

by Bill February 1, 2004

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill February 12, 2006

gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

by Bill June 18, 2003

wall

A very technical device designed to separate one area from another, and often to provide security to one or more of the said separated areas. It functions by a complex system of interconnected particles forming an impassible barrier that one should not walk into at medium to high speeds, or one risks damage.

The wall that separates my feet from a sausage melted in the shower of tuna.

by bill December 15, 2002

beastly

anything that is wildly and extremely (insert any adjective here)!

Person #1 - oh man! that AP US history summmer assignment is BEASTLY.

Person #2 - hell. yes.

by bill August 5, 2006