bill's definitions

turn the dukes

shit on someones chest

he tried to turn the dukes on his girlfriend, but needed to take laxatives first

by Bill October 2, 2003

seminole

A student of Florida State University. Males are identified by their natural superiority in athletics, academics, and appearence. Females by their virtue as well as beauty and high scholarly achievement. Athletic accomplishment include the enslavement of University of Florida by defeating them in five of the past six contests.

The Seminoles did to the Gators what Rome did to Carthage

by Bill May 2, 2004

if

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by bill January 27, 2003

Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

by Bill December 4, 2003

animal house

a damn good movie, it's all about college frats and having fun. You do whatever you want.

I can't believe this frat is like an animal house!

by Bill December 15, 2003

screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.

"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"

by Bill May 18, 2006

when

An interrogative word to determine time.

When did you find that goat?

by bill December 15, 2002