cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.
"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!
by Bill May 20, 2004
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pagida

i like licking pagidas!
by Bill May 07, 2003
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ben wah balls

Any number of balls, usually of metal and a little smaller than a ping-pong ball, inserted either in the vagina or, especially in gay erotica, in the rectum, and then pulled out slowly, producing for many people an intense sensation of pleasure.
The pull-string broke of the ben wah balls, so he wasn't able to extricate them from his ass.
by bill November 28, 2004
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downity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.
by Bill February 14, 2004
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dead

adj. Not alive
"It's dead Billy, don't pick at it."
by bill November 19, 2002
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Spezeski

Frank is so spezeski
by Bill November 21, 2003
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pwn3d

"Owned" misspelled.
1. Being owned.
2. The act of having owned someone else.
Dude, you're getting PWN3D!!11!!!
by Bill August 19, 2003
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