Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!
by Bill January 17, 2004
A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.
by bill November 26, 2004
A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.
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by Bill June 18, 2004
"Melissa let out a salty sea breeze qweef just as I was about to go down her. Which pretty much spoiled the atmosphere."
by bill May 13, 2005
Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.
Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.
Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.
Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel
Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.
Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.
Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel
by Bill April 13, 2006
Onomatopoeic:
The noise made as one eats one's way out of a recording studio, possibly with hands tied.
The noise made as one eats one's way out of a recording studio, possibly with hands tied.
You can't record for shit, Albini. I'm outta this studio - straight through the roof! Ha!
-ronch, ronch, ronch-
-ronch, ronch, ronch-
by Bill February 17, 2004
The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.
by Bill March 31, 2004