bigspence's definitions

Drunkerone

The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.

We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.

by bigspence October 30, 2018

Third Feels

The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.

Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Dining Hall

A place designed for college students to get food. In actuality it is place for freshman girls to wear no bra and show off their nipples and asses in very revealing clothes.

I went to the Dining Hall last night, the food sucked, but the freshman were fire.

by bigspence October 5, 2018

boston blow pop

the act of performing oral sex on a woman then burping into her vagina causing her to queef.

last night i was with tina that girl was like gimme the boston blow pop.

by bigspence December 23, 2012

Eskimo Pie

When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm

Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up

by bigspence January 2, 2021