bigspence's definitions

Third Feels

The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.

Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Dining Hall

A place designed for college students to get food. In actuality it is place for freshman girls to wear no bra and show off their nipples and asses in very revealing clothes.

I went to the Dining Hall last night, the food sucked, but the freshman were fire.

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Blue Bowler

A girl who is a master at giving blue balls.

She was rubbing up against my junk all night but she didnt want to fuck.. god damn Blue Bowler

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Eskimo Pie

When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm

Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up

by bigspence January 2, 2021

Tijuana Tugboat

The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.

She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.

by bigspence February 9, 2021