Third Feels

The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.
Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night
by bigspence October 05, 2018
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Eskimo Pie

When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm
Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up
by bigspence January 02, 2021
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Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
by bigspence April 07, 2019
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Cuddy Fuck

The act of having secret or discreet sex while in the presence of another person or persons. The cuddy fuck is silent and the movement should be hard to notice.
Last night my roommate Cuddy Fucked his girlfriend while i was in the room. I thought they were taking a nap but it turns out they were fucking really quietly.
by bigspence October 04, 2018
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My Man

The act of congratulating your friend on having anal sex with his girlfriend
Pronounced the way Denzel Washington would
Friend#1: Bro i butt fucked my girlfriend last night
Friend#2: My Man
by bigspence October 04, 2018
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