big tim's definitions

turbo

Universal superlative adjective, also synonymous with "cool"

We need to get some turbo hot chicks in here.

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

hand cannon

Large caliber handgun, usually magnum catridges, such as .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express, .454 Casull. Also, commonly in reference to revolvers.

"Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was a guy in the bathroom with a hand cannon?!?" - Vince, Pulp Fiction

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

minigun

Heavy machine gun with a rotary barrel system, powered by a motor, usually electric, sometimes diesel. A motorized version of the gatling gun, which is technically a repeater rifle, since the action of operating the crank on the Gatling was required for each shot. Modern miniguns have rates of fire exceeding 166 rounds per second.

The US Navy employs miniguns in tandem with radar as an anti-missile system called Close-In Weapon System (CIWS).

The cannon on most modern jet fighters is usually a 20mm minigun, with the exception of the A-10 Warthog, which has a 30mm minigun.

Miniguns are seldom used by military infantry forces due to their propensity to devour ammunition, as it can easily go through more ammunition than an entire squad can carry in a few minutes or less.

He took that minigun and lit that bastard's ass up

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

The Last Great Console

Colecovision. Original Donkey Kong. Respect it.

Do you guys wanna play some Qbert?

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

ass warrior

a FAG!!! One who fights for the ass.

Big Tim: "You think you can out drink me?"
Josh: "Fuck yeah"
Big Tim: "You're such an ass warrior, damn"

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Cheaply manufactured pistol, usually in caliber .22, that no self-respecting, law abiding citizen would consider using to defend him or herself from some punkass shit wielding said firearm. The rest of us use real guns. Go ahead, Al Gore, ban them. Takes the attention away from the fuckin Brady Bill. Thank God it's over next year. More mags for that L1A1 I'm lookin at.

"Your gun says 'Replica'. My gun says 'Desert Eagle .50'"

by Big Tim January 26, 2007

sack whack

See above, other synonyms include:
Pattack (Penis attack)
Nut tap

Getting nailed in the junk. Ow.

see above

by Big Tim November 14, 2003