chazkel

A male who is prone to a penial state of flacidness after a long night of alcohol consumption; one who suffers from whiskey-dick

That chazkel couldn't get it up for Paris Hilton if he had to.

by Big Bear December 10, 2004

BONG!!

1) short way of saying, "THER YOU GO" or "WHAT"S REALLY GOOD" after trying to prove a point. 2) what you say when u see a girl with a nice and/or fat ass.

1)"I got $500 dollars in my pocket, BONG!!'
2)"BONG!! She on J.Lo statis, boy"

by Big Bear July 21, 2003

Slammin

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

3 hots and a cot

That's all u get if you're in prison. 3 hot meals and a cot to sleep on. That's all playa

When u go to jail, son, all u get is 3 hots and a cot

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Stink nuggets

little pieces of shit that comes back up the toilet when u drop a wide load

"Look in my ass and smell the STUNK NUGGETS!!" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Big Bear August 06, 2003

Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Ocean up

To take a shower, to wash

"hey Bro, before we hit sights, I am gonna Ocean up

by Big Bear March 01, 2005