big al's definitions

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

bone sauce

semen, cum

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.

by Big Al June 17, 2004

jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

gancing

Derived from the adj. gay & verb.dance. A ritual dance performed in public by two metro sexual men to mock the pairing of two females or two gay men or two lesbians dancing together.

Those guys are gancing on the dance floor.

by Big Al March 9, 2004

quarter to eight

a BMW 745

You see my boy kickin it in the new quarter to eight?

by Big Al September 19, 2003

stogey

a huge blunt

yo we was fina blow a stogey before the boys had rolled on us

by big al September 2, 2003