bezel333's definitions

pensive

To be uptight or in a bad mood. Bosses are often pensive and don't even know it. My brother gives me a hard time telling me that pensive means to ponder intently..Whatever. The word sounds like it should mean what I wrote and that's how many people are begiining to use it at work.

Fred is such a butthead, why is he always so pensive?

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

PMAT

"Portable maintenance access termimal". It's a guy or girl who leans towords the techy, geeky or non-hip.

Hey Pmat! Are you finished replacing your hard drive?

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wiki-up

To overshoot an intersection or driveway and have to turn around in a parking lot to get back on track.

Crap, I missed the turn. I'll do a wiki-up to the left here.

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005