bezel333's definitions

blomide

Someone who tries to be cool or hip but is not.

Hey blomide, stop trying to act like you own the place.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

jeri-curl

When a black girl is flirting with a white guy.

Did you see how she was acting? She was all jeri-curl on you!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Crizel factor

A boss who is controlling and always micro-managing.

I knew this is the way it would turn out, leave it to the crizel factor.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

nasty ass

Something really gross and disgusting.

Man, that was some really nasty ass meat loaf!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

quato

A very ugly baby (like Quato in the movie "Total Recall"

Dang! that baby looked like Quato!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005