Definitions by bezel333

pushed clay 

Taking a crap when it leaves a lot of clean up.

Man. I reallly pushed clay this morning. Must have been all that cheese and begels last night.

pushed clay by bezel333 January 2, 2006

ba-hoy-zel

A shout of acclamation or excitment. Can be used when a joke is told and no one laughs at the punchline.

So the mushroom says to the bartender, "I'm a fungi!" Then when no one laughs you shout, "ba-hoy-zel"

ba-hoy-zel by bezel333 January 2, 2006

sorority ink 

What it's called when a guy has a tatoo on the small of his back

This guy at the gym had sorority ink, that's so gay.

sorority ink by bezel333 January 1, 2006

sticky sweet 

A female that is very good looking and way too nice at the same time.

Here comes sticky sweet, I gotta bone.

sticky sweet by bezel333 January 1, 2006

bonus fluid 

Pouring some milk on ice cream in a bowl will, after you finish eating the ice cream, leave you with a wonderful bonus fluid.

I can't wait to enjoy the bonus fluid at the bottom of the bowl.

bonus fluid by bezel333 January 1, 2006

clooney as batman 

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

clooney as batman by bezel333 January 1, 2006

puddelglum 

When someone is sad or depressed or always negitive.

Puddelglum is a character in "The silver chair", one of the Chronicles of narnia. He would always say, "It's probably going to rain, I shouldn't wonder" even when it was clear as a bell.

Joe: We are probably not going to get a raise this year.
Fred: dude, don't be so puddelglum all the time.

puddelglum by bezel333 January 1, 2006