crulex

That nasty light colored scum-like material that forms at the corners of one's mouth.

I so wanted to tell that guy to wipe the crulex off his friggin lips!

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

ba-hoy-zel

A shout of acclamation or excitment. Can be used when a joke is told and no one laughs at the punchline.

So the mushroom says to the bartender, "I'm a fungi!" Then when no one laughs you shout, "ba-hoy-zel"

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

bonus fluid

Pouring some milk on ice cream in a bowl will, after you finish eating the ice cream, leave you with a wonderful bonus fluid.

I can't wait to enjoy the bonus fluid at the bottom of the bowl.

by bezel333 January 02, 2006