swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

sorority ink

What it's called when a guy has a tatoo on the small of his back

This guy at the gym had sorority ink, that's so gay.

by bezel333 January 01, 2006

crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

bonus fluid

Pouring some milk on ice cream in a bowl will, after you finish eating the ice cream, leave you with a wonderful bonus fluid.

I can't wait to enjoy the bonus fluid at the bottom of the bowl.

by bezel333 January 01, 2006

lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.

Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Marlin Place

To become nostalgic or emotional about the past. Marlin Place was a street in Van Nuys Ca. where friends would gather to hang out and smoke pot in the 70's.

Oh man, my boss started getting all Marlin Place on me when he started telling me about his old dog alex.

by bezel333 January 02, 2006