pensive

To be uptight or in a bad mood. Bosses are often pensive and don't even know it. My brother gives me a hard time telling me that pensive means to ponder intently..Whatever. The word sounds like it should mean what I wrote and that's how many people are begiining to use it at work.
Fred is such a butthead, why is he always so pensive?
by bezel333 January 02, 2006
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spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.
Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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Crizel factor

A boss who is controlling and always micro-managing.
I knew this is the way it would turn out, leave it to the crizel factor.
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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puddelglum

When someone is sad or depressed or always negitive.

Puddelglum is a character in "The silver chair", one of the Chronicles of narnia. He would always say, "It's probably going to rain, I shouldn't wonder" even when it was clear as a bell.
Joe: We are probably not going to get a raise this year.
Fred: dude, don't be so puddelglum all the time.
by bezel333 January 02, 2006
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Bust a grumpy

having to take a crap.
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bonus fluid

Pouring some milk on ice cream in a bowl will, after you finish eating the ice cream, leave you with a wonderful bonus fluid.
I can't wait to enjoy the bonus fluid at the bottom of the bowl.
by bezel333 January 02, 2006
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wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction
Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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