bezel333's definitions

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

sticky sweet

A female that is very good looking and way too nice at the same time.

Here comes sticky sweet, I gotta bone.

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

pushed clay

Taking a crap when it leaves a lot of clean up.

Man. I reallly pushed clay this morning. Must have been all that cheese and begels last night.

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

ba-hoy-zel

A shout of acclamation or excitment. Can be used when a joke is told and no one laughs at the punchline.

So the mushroom says to the bartender, "I'm a fungi!" Then when no one laughs you shout, "ba-hoy-zel"

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005