bezel333's definitions

pensive

To be uptight or in a bad mood. Bosses are often pensive and don't even know it. My brother gives me a hard time telling me that pensive means to ponder intently..Whatever. The word sounds like it should mean what I wrote and that's how many people are begiining to use it at work.

Fred is such a butthead, why is he always so pensive?

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

wiki-up

To overshoot an intersection or driveway and have to turn around in a parking lot to get back on track.

Crap, I missed the turn. I'll do a wiki-up to the left here.

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

crulex

That nasty light colored scum-like material that forms at the corners of one's mouth.

I so wanted to tell that guy to wipe the crulex off his friggin lips!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

bite the clown

Just another way of saying, "get lost" but in a good natured sort of way.

Your brother: I get to go out tonight and you have to stay in and do homework, ha ha.

you: bite the clown.(then you walk away)

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

doing a flange

A group bicycle (or motorcycle) ride. Can be used to describe anything fun done is a group.

The guys are doing a flange this Saturday, do you want to come?

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

pushed clay

Taking a crap when it leaves a lot of clean up.

Man. I reallly pushed clay this morning. Must have been all that cheese and begels last night.

by bezel333 January 2, 2006