PMAT

"Portable maintenance access termimal". It's a guy or girl who leans towords the techy, geeky or non-hip.

Hey Pmat! Are you finished replacing your hard drive?

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 01, 2006

nasty ass

Something really gross and disgusting.

Man, that was some really nasty ass meat loaf!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

bite the clown

Just another way of saying, "get lost" but in a good natured sort of way.

Your brother: I get to go out tonight and you have to stay in and do homework, ha ha.

you: bite the clown.(then you walk away)

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

Eeyore

To be very sad and depressed. To mope about and want people to feel sorry for you.

david is so eeyore today, what happened to him?

by bezel333 January 03, 2006

ba-hoy-zel

A shout of acclamation or excitment. Can be used when a joke is told and no one laughs at the punchline.

So the mushroom says to the bartender, "I'm a fungi!" Then when no one laughs you shout, "ba-hoy-zel"

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

pensive

To be uptight or in a bad mood. Bosses are often pensive and don't even know it. My brother gives me a hard time telling me that pensive means to ponder intently..Whatever. The word sounds like it should mean what I wrote and that's how many people are begiining to use it at work.

Fred is such a butthead, why is he always so pensive?

by bezel333 January 01, 2006