Definitions by bezel333

crusty box

An older woman who is not attactive but thinks that she is.

I can not believe that fred thinks crusty box is fresh!

crusty box by bezel333 December 31, 2005

zoolander 

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

zoolander by bezel333 December 31, 2005

PMAT 

"Portable maintenance access termimal". It's a guy or girl who leans towords the techy, geeky or non-hip.

Hey Pmat! Are you finished replacing your hard drive?

PMAT by bezel333 December 31, 2005

blomide 

Someone who tries to be cool or hip but is not.

Hey blomide, stop trying to act like you own the place.

blomide by bezel333 December 31, 2005

jeri-curl

When a black girl is flirting with a white guy.

Did you see how she was acting? She was all jeri-curl on you!

jeri-curl by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Crizel factor 

A boss who is controlling and always micro-managing.

I knew this is the way it would turn out, leave it to the crizel factor.

Crizel factor by bezel333 December 31, 2005

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

blew chum by bezel333 December 31, 2005