crulex

That nasty light colored scum-like material that forms at the corners of one's mouth.

I so wanted to tell that guy to wipe the crulex off his friggin lips!

by bezel333 January 01, 2006

puddelglum

When someone is sad or depressed or always negitive.

Puddelglum is a character in "The silver chair", one of the Chronicles of narnia. He would always say, "It's probably going to rain, I shouldn't wonder" even when it was clear as a bell.

Joe: We are probably not going to get a raise this year.
Fred: dude, don't be so puddelglum all the time.

by bezel333 January 01, 2006

spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.

Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

blomide

Someone who tries to be cool or hip but is not.

Hey blomide, stop trying to act like you own the place.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

pushed clay

Taking a crap when it leaves a lot of clean up.

Man. I reallly pushed clay this morning. Must have been all that cheese and begels last night.

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

PMAT

"Portable maintenance access termimal". It's a guy or girl who leans towords the techy, geeky or non-hip.

Hey Pmat! Are you finished replacing your hard drive?

by bezel333 December 31, 2005