bezel333's definitions

pensive

To be uptight or in a bad mood. Bosses are often pensive and don't even know it. My brother gives me a hard time telling me that pensive means to ponder intently..Whatever. The word sounds like it should mean what I wrote and that's how many people are begiining to use it at work.

Fred is such a butthead, why is he always so pensive?

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

wiki-up

To overshoot an intersection or driveway and have to turn around in a parking lot to get back on track.

Crap, I missed the turn. I'll do a wiki-up to the left here.

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

crulex

That nasty light colored scum-like material that forms at the corners of one's mouth.

I so wanted to tell that guy to wipe the crulex off his friggin lips!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

bone

To leave. Short for "bone out".

Dude, it's late, I gotta bone.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.

Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Bust a grumpy

having to take a crap.

Dude, I have gotta bust a grumpy.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005