lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Bust a grumpy

having to take a crap.

Dude, I have gotta bust a grumpy.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

puddelglum

When someone is sad or depressed or always negitive.

Puddelglum is a character in "The silver chair", one of the Chronicles of narnia. He would always say, "It's probably going to rain, I shouldn't wonder" even when it was clear as a bell.

Joe: We are probably not going to get a raise this year.
Fred: dude, don't be so puddelglum all the time.

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

nasty ass

Something really gross and disgusting.

Man, that was some really nasty ass meat loaf!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

sad pie

When someone is very sad or has hurt feelings

Ah come on, I didn't really mean it, don't get all sad pie on me.

by bezel333 January 03, 2006

Crizel factor

A boss who is controlling and always micro-managing.

I knew this is the way it would turn out, leave it to the crizel factor.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005