blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

ba-hoy-zel

A shout of acclamation or excitment. Can be used when a joke is told and no one laughs at the punchline.

So the mushroom says to the bartender, "I'm a fungi!" Then when no one laughs you shout, "ba-hoy-zel"

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 02, 2006

quato

A very ugly baby (like Quato in the movie "Total Recall"

Dang! that baby looked like Quato!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005