benormous's definitions

scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'

'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'

by benormous May 5, 2006

kansas

Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.

Ray: Kansas, 3 o'clock!
Jake: Roger that.

by benormous April 30, 2006

messenger slang

Weird acronyms computer geeks come up with to make an illusion that they're fast typers

Clearly Sane: Stop using messenger slang, im blocking you!

Computer Fag: omg, wtf y would u do dat!

by benormous September 19, 2005

brick

A horribly missed shot with a reasonably sized ball. However, the word itself can be used as a psych out to cause a 'brick'.

Ex1) *Carl shoots water polo ball and missed by 3 feet*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?

Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*

by benormous May 5, 2006

hand hold up

In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.

When Fred and Steve went to congratulate each other for scoring with two hotties, a hand hold up occurred.

by benormous February 22, 2006

the 40-year-old virgin

A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.

Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.

by benormous April 30, 2006

knucks

A synonym to pound it. It is a fist to fist contact in a congratulatory way. Often used to replace a high 5 or shaking hands.

Steve: Hell yeah! This Euro-trip rocks!
Jerry: I know, check out that european ass!
Steve & Jerry: Knucks!

by Benormous May 1, 2006