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cuntrol

The way a woman expresses her authority by trying to take power over an area.
Whoa! That bitch is screaming uber hella loud, she's got major cuntrol issues.
by benormous July 14, 2006
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teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 28, 2005
mugGet the teeth are floatingmug.

merci

A word in the french language that americans don't know how to use in english

French Translation: Thank you
French Canadian: Monsieur, you forgot your wallet.
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
by Benormous July 19, 2005
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shit

An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show Trailer Park Boys to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.
1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.
by benormous May 4, 2006
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bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
by benormous April 28, 2006
mugGet the bathroommug.

after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.
gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, the would become da, etc...
by benormous September 19, 2005
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