benormous's definitions
by benormous July 14, 2006
Get the cuntrolmug. When one has to pee really bad.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 28, 2005
Get the teeth are floatingmug. A word in the french language that americans don't know how to use in english
French Translation: Thank you
French Translation: Thank you
French Canadian: Monsieur, you forgot your wallet.
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
by Benormous July 19, 2005
Get the mercimug. An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show Trailer Park Boys to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.
1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.
by benormous May 4, 2006
Get the shitmug. For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.
For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.
For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.
For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
by benormous April 28, 2006
Get the bathroommug. Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.
After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!
by benormous May 4, 2006
Get the after shockmug. Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.
by benormous September 19, 2005
Get the gangstarismmug.