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Fury

1. unrelenting ruthlessness and rage; pure intensity and determination, mixed with anger; a feeling commonly felt by a badass
2. a statement demonstrating one's immeasurable, and at times entirely random, anger
1. The fury that Ray Lewis exuded in his bone-crushing tackle on Kellen Winslow was so palpable that the majority of the stadium was left in everlasting fear.
2.
Jose Contreras: whats up man?
Bruce Lee: FURY!!
Jose Contreras: good point.
by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004
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battle toad

noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: war pig

the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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Ignatius Reilly

The central character of John Kennedy Toole's pulitzer prize winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces.
In his 30s, Ignatius still lives with his innocent, old, alcoholic of a mother. Despite his immense education and former profession as a university professor, our protagonist had no patience for his students' inferior minds.
He could be described as an oafish genius prone to fantastic levels of delusion. His epic viewpoint on even the most trivial of things makes it difficult to sustain a steady job. Ignatius has a particular interest in his disdain for pop culture, and modernity in general. In fact, Reilly goes to such great lengths to revel in this disdain that he will, for example, attend the movie theater just to fiercely ridicule the lesser films.
Easily rivals Patrick Bateman as the most unintentionally humorous fictional character of all time.
Bruce Lee: Who is more unintentionally funny, the infamous Patrick Bateman or the immortal Ignatius Reilly?
Jose Contreras: They're both gut wrenchingly hilarious. Ignatius is loveable despite his ridiculousness, Bateman is despicable but awesome from a birds eye view. Both are pretty far removed from reality in one way or another, but Ignatius is a far more interesting character though American Psycho's satire is more pointed and effective.
Bruce Lee: Would you shut the fuck up?
by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007
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belly buster

Straight draw in which only one card will complete your hand, a.k.a. an inside straight draw. For example, you complete a belly buster straight when an eight is dealt to complete a 7-8-9-10-J straight.
Jose Contreras: He went all-in with a belly buster and got fucked in the ass.
Bruce Lee: He lost money?
Jose Contreras: 200,000 bucks
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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last call Lothario

A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.
Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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Peasant

A lesser being worthy of little to no human rights.
The personification of severely pathetic; an amateur of the utmost degree.
Though the words' origins are rooted in economic status, the current economic correlation to an individual's peasantry is indirect. Granted, 21st Century peasants do frequently carry the inadmirable traits of medieval peasants including offensive hygiene, alarming stupidity, and physical characteristics befitting of ridicule. Unfortunately, these essentially nonessential creatures can be found in most walks of life.
Jesus Quintana: These fucking peasants think they can come to our territory and run shit? I am going to fuck each and every one of them in the ass.
Jose Contreras: Jesus...
Quintana: 'Ju said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus. (storms out)
Bruce Lee: (walks up) Where the fuck did he come from?
by benny b from the bronx August 27, 2007
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hair of the bear that mauled you

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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