Definitions by benny b from the bronx

Charles Mingus 

Perhaps the greatest jazz bassist of all time. An extremely influential and original composer as well.
Known for his legendary temper earning him the nickname "The Angry Man of Jazz." Mingus vented his frustration over racial injustice through public protest and occasionally musically. A great example being his brilliant "Fables of Faubus", a biting satire of sorts about the racist Arkansas Governor Orval Faubus.
He died in 1979 at age 56 of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig's disease.
If you're just getting into Mingus, I highly recommend his classic 1959 album Mingus Ah Um. It's not only one of my favorite jazz albums but his most accessible work.

Bruce Lee: Jaco Pastorius is an absolute master and I dig his music, but Charles Mingus sucks me in more with his soulful sound.
Jose Contreras: Agreed, he's a more interesting composer. And what a fascinating motherfucker too.

Charles Mingus by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

filthy mudcunt 

We are all familiar with the underrated yet infamously potent insult, "filthy cunt". Any female who does not cringe upon receiving that succession of succinct wording is truly soulless which ironically happens to be the kind of thing that deserves such labeling. This particular upgrade places a special emphasis on the young lady's alarming rate of promiscuity. I hesitate to publish such a powerful insult publicly since I fear it will be overused. Do not release this gem from your arsenal unless the cumburping gutterslut really causes the last straw to break.

Jose Contreras: Today my girlfriend tried to apologize to me for getting double teamed by the Mexican yardworkers while their homies filmed it all.
Bruce Lee: That filthy mudcunt...
Jose Contreras: That's what I said! Unfortunately it didn't register as insulting to her since she has no soul to speak of.

filthy mudcunt by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007

Bug Zapper 

Necessities: cheap beer, night time, a bug zapper
An exceptionally primitive yet glorious drinking game. Ideal in rural areas (more bugs) depending on how much you value your liver.
Quite simply, each time the device kills a bug, indicated by an easily noticeable zapping sound, you drink. Meatheads tend to appreciate the beauty of this game more so than the general population.
An excellent game for alcoholics looking to keep it simple.

Jose Contreras: Beer pong is so much better than flip cup.
Bruce Lee: Who gives a shit? Both pale in comparison to the epic sport of Bug Zapper.

Bug Zapper by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007

12 stepper 

n. a reformed drunkard

Jose Contreras: Why isn't Brian drinking??
Bruce Lee: He's a 12 stepper now, didn't you hear?

12 stepper by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

13 stepper

n. a reformed 12 stepper; the thirteenth step is forgetting the previous twelve steps

Jose Contreras: Hey! I thought you said Brian stopped drinking, he's chugging that bottle of whiskey!
Bruce Lee: I guess he's a 13 stepper now...

13 stepper by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcoheimers 

n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before

Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers

alcoheimers by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcoporn 

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

alcoporn by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006