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Jose Contreras: Looks like the blackout brigade just walked in
Bruce Lee: Please! I could outdrink that whole group of p*ssyf*cks!!
Bruce Lee: Please! I could outdrink that whole group of p*ssyf*cks!!
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
Get the advertise mug.1. an awkwardly tall girl who is also quite skinny, at times frighteningly so
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
Bruce Lee: Becky looks terrifying today... I had nightmares about her last night.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004
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an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
Get the battle toad mug.1. unrelenting ruthlessness and rage; pure intensity and determination, mixed with anger; a feeling commonly felt by a badass
2. a statement demonstrating one's immeasurable, and at times entirely random, anger
2. a statement demonstrating one's immeasurable, and at times entirely random, anger
1. The fury that Ray Lewis exuded in his bone-crushing tackle on Kellen Winslow was so palpable that the majority of the stadium was left in everlasting fear.
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Jose Contreras: whats up man?
Bruce Lee: FURY!!
Jose Contreras: good point.
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Jose Contreras: whats up man?
Bruce Lee: FURY!!
Jose Contreras: good point.
by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004
Get the Fury mug.An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.
Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.
by benny b from the bronx August 26, 2007
Get the wired-to-the-tits mug.The central character of John Kennedy Toole's pulitzer prize winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces.
In his 30s, Ignatius still lives with his innocent, old, alcoholic of a mother. Despite his immense education and former profession as a university professor, our protagonist had no patience for his students' inferior minds.
He could be described as an oafish genius prone to fantastic levels of delusion. His epic viewpoint on even the most trivial of things makes it difficult to sustain a steady job. Ignatius has a particular interest in his disdain for pop culture, and modernity in general. In fact, Reilly goes to such great lengths to revel in this disdain that he will, for example, attend the movie theater just to fiercely ridicule the lesser films.
Easily rivals Patrick Bateman as the most unintentionally humorous fictional character of all time.
In his 30s, Ignatius still lives with his innocent, old, alcoholic of a mother. Despite his immense education and former profession as a university professor, our protagonist had no patience for his students' inferior minds.
He could be described as an oafish genius prone to fantastic levels of delusion. His epic viewpoint on even the most trivial of things makes it difficult to sustain a steady job. Ignatius has a particular interest in his disdain for pop culture, and modernity in general. In fact, Reilly goes to such great lengths to revel in this disdain that he will, for example, attend the movie theater just to fiercely ridicule the lesser films.
Easily rivals Patrick Bateman as the most unintentionally humorous fictional character of all time.
Bruce Lee: Who is more unintentionally funny, the infamous Patrick Bateman or the immortal Ignatius Reilly?
Jose Contreras: They're both gut wrenchingly hilarious. Ignatius is loveable despite his ridiculousness, Bateman is despicable but awesome from a birds eye view. Both are pretty far removed from reality in one way or another, but Ignatius is a far more interesting character though American Psycho's satire is more pointed and effective.
Bruce Lee: Would you shut the fuck up?
Jose Contreras: They're both gut wrenchingly hilarious. Ignatius is loveable despite his ridiculousness, Bateman is despicable but awesome from a birds eye view. Both are pretty far removed from reality in one way or another, but Ignatius is a far more interesting character though American Psycho's satire is more pointed and effective.
Bruce Lee: Would you shut the fuck up?
by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007
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