benny b from the bronx's definitions

12 stepper

n. a reformed drunkard

Jose Contreras: Why isn't Brian drinking??
Bruce Lee: He's a 12 stepper now, didn't you hear?

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

13 stepper

n. a reformed 12 stepper; the thirteenth step is forgetting the previous twelve steps

Jose Contreras: Hey! I thought you said Brian stopped drinking, he's chugging that bottle of whiskey!
Bruce Lee: I guess he's a 13 stepper now...

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcoheimers

n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before

Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcoporn

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

barlot

n. a woman who can walk into a bar completely broke and get completely drunk

Jose Contreras: Jesus, that dress is tight... and she doesn't have a purse! What the hell is she doing in a bar?
Bruce Lee: Taking advantage of desperate males, she's a barlot you idiot

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

bayonette the wounded

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party

Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

beer queer

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006